My infant daughter doesn't look enough like a whore, what can I do?

LashStoat · 06-29-2008, 12:36 AM

Dear WendyBeth,

Thanks for raising our ToriBear...to be as normal as a LoTter can be, and thank God she knows not to wear P-pink high heel shoes.

Love and hugs,

The Stoat XXX.

wendybeth · 06-29-2008, 12:49 AM

I have a confession, Lashstoat- she did have a pair when she was four. It came in an innocuous looking Princess Trunk that contained a variety of pinky-bling Princess items, but luckily she has her mother's graceful athletic abilities and she couldn't go more than a meter on them. In her defense, they did have pretty purple feathers on them- I understand the initial attraction, but her La Gasse genes kicked in and when she realized they were uncomfortable she kicked them to the curb. I hope she continues to exhibit this attitude in life, particularly when she starts dating .

06-29-2008, 12:36 AM	#1
LashStoat There's a hole in the Bin Liner... Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Merry Old Land of OZ. Posts: 428	Dear WendyBeth, Thanks for raising our ToriBear...to be as normal as a LoTter can be, and thank God she knows not to wear P-pink high heel shoes. Love and hugs, The Stoat XXX.
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06-29-2008, 12:49 AM	#2
wendybeth Nevermind Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 7,847	I have a confession, Lashstoat- she did have a pair when she was four. It came in an innocuous looking Princess Trunk that contained a variety of pinky-bling Princess items, but luckily she has her mother's graceful athletic abilities and she couldn't go more than a meter on them. In her defense, they did have pretty purple feathers on them- I understand the initial attraction, but her La Gasse genes kicked in and when she realized they were uncomfortable she kicked them to the curb. I hope she continues to exhibit this attitude in life, particularly when she starts dating . __________________
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