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[Cadaverous Pallor]

Hmm, would a thread asking for everyone's "Overly Dramatic Suicide Ideas" be too wrong?

[Kevy Baby]

Originally Posted by Cadaverous Pallor

Hmm, would a thread asking for everyone's "Overly Dramatic Suicide Ideas" be too wrong?

Hmmm...

[Not Afraid]

Originally Posted by Cadaverous Pallor

Hmm, would a thread asking for everyone's "Overly Dramatic Suicide Ideas" be too wrong?

Well, we just got to experience the aftermath of someone's apparent suicide (or, perhaps it was a murder). The guy died (or chose to die) on the eve of a heat wave few days later his neighbors just couldn't figure out where that smell was coming from. They figured it out - or the police did. We stepped into the elevator soon after they had brought the body down. It was not comforting finding out why the elevator smelled.

[Moonliner]

Originally Posted by Cadaverous Pallor

Hmm, would a thread asking for everyone's "Overly Dramatic Suicide Ideas" be too wrong?

Humm, I don't know. However I'm fairly sure I would have a lot of company. Were I depressed enough to end it all, I'd take all of the SOB's that helped make me that way along for the ride.

I guess it's a good thing I'm a happy guy.

[Bornieo: Fully Loaded]

Originally Posted by Cadaverous Pallor

Hmm, would a thread asking for everyone's "Overly Dramatic Suicide Ideas" be too wrong?

I always thought it would be a laugh to climb the Matterhorn and leap off it onto Sleeping Beauty's Castle, impailing myself on the gold spire.