Airliner makes emergency landing....

[SzczerbiakManiac]

Originally Posted by Alex

It seems to me that the "in their pants" part of that sentence could be edited without harm to the informational content.

Well if I had read, "a large number of passengers reported defecating when the incident occurred" I would have assumed there was just a long line at the lavatories.


Tangentially: Why does a "bathroom" become a "lavatory" when it's miles in the air?

[Ghoulish Delight]

Originally Posted by SzczerbiakManiac

Well if I had read, "a large number of passengers reported defecating when the incident occurred" I would have assumed there was just a long line at the lavatories.


Tangentially: Why does a "bathroom" become a "lavatory" when it's miles in the air?

Because "head" was already taken by boats.

[sleepyjeff]

Originally Posted by BarTopDancer

Smokey decided it didn't want the plane to land in Australia.

Originally Posted by Alex

It seems to me that the "in their pants" part of that sentence could be edited without harm to the informational content.

That level of detail is really only needed if they were defecating somewhere more noteworthy. "Also, a large number of passengers reported defecating in the overhead compartments when the incident occurred."

Thank you for the laugh, I stopped breathing there for a couple of seconds.

[lashbear]

Originally Posted by SzczerbiakManiac

Well if I had read, "a large number of passengers reported defecating when the incident occurred" I would have assumed there was just a long line at the lavatories.

No, they were all listening to self-hypnosis tapes, and whilst in a trance they heard the captain over the tannoy yelling "Oh, SH1T !!"