You Know You're a Grouch When.....

[SzczerbiakManiac]

Originally Posted by Gemini Cricket

Children should not be seen and not heard.

I would vote for unseen and not heard, but that's just me. I am a grouch.

Originally Posted by Disneyphile

This is especially easy to get away with kids who are bumping into you, and then snap, "Oh, holy ****! That ****ing hurt! ****! Ow!!! Mother****ing Jesus, Joseph and Mary!"

It's amazing how quickly the parents will steer the kids away.

That is absolutely brilliant! I must remember to do that next time!