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[CoasterMatt]

Driver abuses himself and speed limit, court told
A TERRITORY man filmed himself speeding at 150km/h while masturbating at the wheel of his drug-laden car, a court heard.

[LashStoat]

Originally Posted by CoasterMatt

Driver abuses himself and speed limit, court told
A TERRITORY man filmed himself speeding at 150km/h while masturbating at the wheel of his drug-laden car, a court heard.

Dear Matt,

1. Where is the TERRITORY? ...I hope it's like a big desert or someplace you can only hit cactii (that's plural for cactus, which is what you'd be if you hit anything harder or larger)?

2. Did he mistake his dick for the gear shift - if so, I agree with Morrigoon re over-achievement.

3. If he had one hand on the "stick" and the other on a camera, how in God's name was he steering the fvcking car?

Love and hugs,

The Stoat.

[Morrigoon]

Originally Posted by LashStoat

Dear Matt,

1. Where is the TERRITORY? ...I hope it's like a big desert or someplace you can only hit cactii (that's plural for cactus, which is what you'd be if you hit anything harder or larger)?

2. Did he mistake his dick for the gear shift - if so, I agree with Morrigoon re over-achievement.

3. If he had one hand on the "stick" and the other on a camera, how in God's name was he steering the fvcking car?

Love and hugs,

The Stoat.

With his knees, of course