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Ghoulish Delight · 08-12-2008, 07:35 PM

I think the FBI should start making a big show of harassing the nimrods who open blatantly obvious viruses. Then maybe people would take the time to learn the difference.

Meh, even if I were serious, it wouldn't work.

BarTopDancer · 08-12-2008, 07:53 PM

Suddenly I'm thankful my co-workers freak out when a MS Office installer package runs.

Disneyphile · 08-12-2008, 08:11 PM

This was just emailed to me:

APPLES & WINE

Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they sometimes take the apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy. The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality they are amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who is brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.

Now men...men are like fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the life out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.

lashbear · 08-13-2008, 01:38 AM

kevy: i dont send spam.... i eat it.

cirquelover · 08-13-2008, 09:11 AM

I was pulled for jury duty today. The good news is I live in a podunk town and no trial goes longer than an afternoon. I've never heard of sending the big cases away to be tried somewhere else! Ahh life in a tiny city. Someone probably pulled out an old lady's flower garden and is in big trouble!

BDBopper · 08-13-2008, 09:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lashbear

kevy: i dont send spam.... i eat it.

Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Wonderful Spam Wonderful Spam!

Silly Vikings!

BDBopper · 08-13-2008, 09:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Disneyphile

This was just emailed to me:

APPLES & WINE

Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they sometimes take the apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy. The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality they are amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who is brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.

Now men...men are like fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the life out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.

What a nice antecdote.

3894 · 08-13-2008, 01:30 PM

I am cooking a corned beef even as we speak. The plan is reuben sandwiches for dinner.

Capt Jack · 08-13-2008, 02:11 PM

I think Ive read this one little post like 5 times and it makes my mouth water every single time

Alex · 08-13-2008, 02:15 PM

I just learned three days ago why it is called corned beef and that it has nothing to do with corn.

Mmmmm...reuben. Of course, since I don't eat beef the key for me is a decent alternative meat and then good rye and sauerkraut.

08-12-2008, 07:35 PM	#23181
Ghoulish Delight I Floop the Pig Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Alternative Swankstyle Posts: 19,348	I think the FBI should start making a big show of harassing the nimrods who open blatantly obvious viruses. Then maybe people would take the time to learn the difference. Meh, even if I were serious, it wouldn't work. __________________ 'He who receives an idea from me, receives instruction himself without lessening mine; as he who lights his taper at mine, receives light without darkening me.' -TJ
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BarTopDancer Prepping... Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Here, there, everywhere Posts: 11,405	Suddenly I'm thankful my co-workers freak out when a MS Office installer package runs. __________________ Spork is the new MacGyver Postcards From My Edge
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08-12-2008, 08:11 PM	#23183
Disneyphile SQUIRREL! Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: On the curbside. Posts: 5,098	This was just emailed to me: APPLES & WINE Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they sometimes take the apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy. The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality they are amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who is brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree. Now men...men are like fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the life out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.
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08-13-2008, 01:38 AM	#23184
lashbear SwishBuckling Bear Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: In Isolation :) Posts: 6,597	kevy: i dont send spam.... i eat it. __________________ *I Heart* my Husband - I can't think of anyone I'd rather be in isolation with.**
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08-13-2008, 09:11 AM	#23185
cirquelover Cruising around in my automobile... Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Oregon Posts: 2,617	I was pulled for jury duty today. The good news is I live in a podunk town and no trial goes longer than an afternoon. I've never heard of sending the big cases away to be tried somewhere else! Ahh life in a tiny city. Someone probably pulled out an old lady's flower garden and is in big trouble!
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08-13-2008, 01:30 PM	#23188
3894 Next Stop: Funkytown! Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Cheeselandia Posts: 1,907	In case you were wondering ... I am cooking a corned beef even as we speak. The plan is reuben sandwiches for dinner.
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08-13-2008, 02:11 PM	#23189
Capt Jack check your head Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 4,174	I think Ive read this one little post like 5 times and it makes my mouth water every single time __________________ a clear conscience is a sure sign of a fuzzy memory
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08-13-2008, 02:15 PM	#23190
Alex . Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 13,354	I just learned three days ago why it is called corned beef and that it has nothing to do with corn. Mmmmm...reuben. Of course, since I don't eat beef the key for me is a decent alternative meat and then good rye and sauerkraut.
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