The Poetry Of Spam

Flubber · 04-19-2005, 08:19 AM

The kind folks who send me email every morning, ads for mortgages, viagra, barnyard beauties, etc., are getting more and more creative. In an attempt to get around filters I assume they add paragraphs of unrelated words to the email. These little poems are so entertaining and this morning I realized they really just need an outlet for their creative poetry.

Todays gem:

Single teach had line until why.
Stone
all
ago earth wonder back.

Come our brother eat find
capital.
Shore energy ease.
Show before music.
Vowel place take new summer is.

Corn also
dark eye ease.
About end low.
Rule class talk true sound.
Other take
happen
better here up.

Bravo you random word generator!

Not Afraid · 04-19-2005, 09:12 AM

Corn also........makes me weep.

Kevy Baby · 04-19-2005, 10:41 AM

Cool... existentialism!

€uroMeinke · 08-31-2012, 12:28 PM

Perhaps more free verse, but lately yahoo has been sending me these sorts of Spams:

Quote:

You haven't got an imagination what really cool babe is all about if u have not seen me!
I'm Obdulia and I'm really cool!
Your personal page became my mouth water and in this mean I decided to write you a mail and communicate with you closer a little bit.
I wanna know more about u and maybe we could become friends, lovers or maybe have some serious relations.
Information about me: I am 24 years old and I work as a manager in in a big firm. I am a brown haired and got first size of breasts.
And now, what's about u, darling?

I wonder about how many trips through a translator the initial message took, but mostly I wonder what "first size of breasts" means.

lashbear · 08-31-2012, 05:00 PM

"I have prime titties"

BarTopDancer · 08-31-2012, 05:44 PM

I am super disappointed that this isn't a new thread by Flubber. Which would have meant he surfaced.

lashbear · 08-31-2012, 05:55 PM

You know, I never look at the OP date.

RStar · 09-01-2012, 12:14 AM

I thought the same thing. Flubber is back! Alas, not quite.

At least I got an interesting new quote from lash out of it!

Kevy Baby · 09-01-2012, 12:17 AM

These days, I'm always caught off guard when a new thread is actually created.

RStar · 09-01-2012, 09:22 AM

I almost started a new thread yesterday, but I goggled for the answer.

04-19-2005, 08:19 AM	#1
Flubber The Atomic Punk Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Picking the wrong day to quit smoking Posts: 83	The Poetry Of Spam The kind folks who send me email every morning, ads for mortgages, viagra, barnyard beauties, etc., are getting more and more creative. In an attempt to get around filters I assume they add paragraphs of unrelated words to the email. These little poems are so entertaining and this morning I realized they really just need an outlet for their creative poetry. Todays gem: Single teach had line until why. Stone all ago earth wonder back. Come our brother eat find capital. Shore energy ease. Show before music. Vowel place take new summer is. Corn also dark eye ease. About end low. Rule class talk true sound. Other take happen better here up. Bravo you random word generator! __________________ Tarzan loves Lady
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04-19-2005, 09:12 AM	#2
Not Afraid HI! Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 17,108	Corn also........makes me weep.
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04-19-2005, 10:41 AM	#3
Kevy Baby Chowder Head Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Yes Posts: 18,500	Cool... existentialism! __________________ The thing about quotes on the internet is that you cannot verify their validity. - Abraham Lincoln
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lashbear SwishBuckling Bear Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: In Isolation :) Posts: 6,597	"I have prime titties" __________________ *I Heart* my Husband - I can't think of anyone I'd rather be in isolation with.**
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BarTopDancer Prepping... Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Here, there, everywhere Posts: 11,405	I am super disappointed that this isn't a new thread by Flubber. Which would have meant he surfaced. __________________ Spork is the new MacGyver Postcards From My Edge
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08-31-2012, 05:55 PM	#7
lashbear SwishBuckling Bear Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: In Isolation :) Posts: 6,597	You know, I never look at the OP date. __________________ *I Heart* my Husband - I can't think of anyone I'd rather be in isolation with.**
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09-01-2012, 12:14 AM	#8
RStar Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Me & Manyard hangin out! Posts: 5,433	I thought the same thing. Flubber is back! Alas, not quite. At least I got an interesting new quote from lash out of it! __________________ Meddle not in the affairs of Dragons, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup! www.StarTownGifts.com
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09-01-2012, 12:17 AM	#9
Kevy Baby Chowder Head Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Yes Posts: 18,500	These days, I'm always caught off guard when a new thread is actually created. __________________ The thing about quotes on the internet is that you cannot verify their validity. - Abraham Lincoln
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09-01-2012, 09:22 AM	#10
RStar Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Me & Manyard hangin out! Posts: 5,433	I almost started a new thread yesterday, but I goggled for the answer. __________________ Meddle not in the affairs of Dragons, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup! www.StarTownGifts.com
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