All About McCain

Strangler Lewis · 09-04-2008, 06:41 AM

With Palin's selection and the related events of the past week, the campaign has taken a strange turn. Where once it was Christian morality vs. Hollywood debauchery, now it seems that you're not a real American unless you're life is, well, Springeresque. I predict we'll hear more tawdry personal revelations about her family in the coming weeks that will be exploited towards this end. I expect McCain will appear on the platform tonight with his first wife and his old girlfriends.

The Democrats will try to respond in kind, but they won't get it right. Obama will start smoking more in public, but he'll look more like a 60's intellectual smoker than a working class smoker. He'll yell at his wife in public. Beau Biden will agree to come out as gay--even though he's really not--and Joe Biden will show up at debates drunk talking about how much he loves his gay son.

Gemini Cricket · 09-04-2008, 04:30 PM

For those interested, Sarah Palin has a vlog on YouTube.

innerSpaceman · 09-04-2008, 04:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Strangler Lewis

Beau Biden will agree to come out as gay....

From your post to God's email address.

09-04-2008, 06:41 AM	#1
Strangler Lewis Doing The Job Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: In a state Posts: 3,956	With Palin's selection and the related events of the past week, the campaign has taken a strange turn. Where once it was Christian morality vs. Hollywood debauchery, now it seems that you're not a real American unless you're life is, well, Springeresque. I predict we'll hear more tawdry personal revelations about her family in the coming weeks that will be exploited towards this end. I expect McCain will appear on the platform tonight with his first wife and his old girlfriends. The Democrats will try to respond in kind, but they won't get it right. Obama will start smoking more in public, but he'll look more like a 60's intellectual smoker than a working class smoker. He'll yell at his wife in public. Beau Biden will agree to come out as gay--even though he's really not--and Joe Biden will show up at debates drunk talking about how much he loves his gay son. __________________ Live now-pay later. Diner's Club!
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09-04-2008, 04:30 PM	#2
Gemini Cricket ... Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 13,244	For those interested, Sarah Palin has a vlog on YouTube.
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