“Hello, friend, it’s me, CRAZY! Yeah, CRAZY! So good to hear your voice.”

[Prudence]

Originally Posted by Eliza Hodgkins 1812

In my defense, I really thought I was just imagining a conversation in my head. I had no idea I was acting it out.

My husband does this ALL THE FREAKIN' TIME. Usually he confines himself to making horrifying facial expressions. We'll be walking along in silence and I'll glance over and his face is all contorting this way and that and I'm, like, what the hell? And he says sorry, he was thinking of something.

Sometimes, though, he forgets that it's imaginary and actually starts talking. I'll hear him mumbling and say what? What are you saying? And he'll look at me blankly and say he never said anything. Because as far as he knows, he never said anything.

At least your outloud conversations seem harmless. His tend to involve the word motherfvcker a lot.