Feeling goofy - post your favorite lame jokes here

Prudence · 04-21-2005, 11:05 PM

What is a criminal lawyer?

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What do you get when you cross a lawyer and a demon from hell?

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of pond scum?

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How many lawyer jokes are there?

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scaeagles · 04-22-2005, 06:04 AM

What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

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Motorboat Cruiser · 04-22-2005, 07:26 AM

Did you know that Abraham Lincoln was Jewish?

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Motorboat Cruiser · 04-22-2005, 07:28 AM

And just for Wendybeth

Why don't blondes make chocolate chip cookies?

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MerryPrankster · 04-22-2005, 07:54 AM

I found this one in my e-mail:

The neighborhood postman was retiring after 30 years. On his last day of delivering mail, all of the people on his route left him something in the mail box in honor of his retirement. Some left money, some left small gifts, and some met him at the door and invited him in for a drink.

As he was putting the mail in the mailbox of the last house, the door opened, and the woman of the house stood there in beautiful lingerie. She invited him inside and led him upstairs where she made mad passionate love to him. After their lovemaking she led him downstairs where she prepared an exquisite dinner for him. He found a dollar bill under his plate as he ate and asked her about it. She explained, "When I called my husband to ask him what we should give you for your retirement, he said, 'screw him, give him a dollar.' Dinner was my idea."

wendybeth · 04-22-2005, 08:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Motorboat Cruiser

And just for Wendybeth

Why don't blondes make chocolate chip cookies?

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Lol!

Usually, I just wash them.

04-21-2005, 11:05 PM	#1
Prudence Beelzeboobs, Esq. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Gavel - I haz it Posts: 6,287	What is a criminal lawyer? Spoiler: redundant. What do you get when you cross a lawyer and a demon from hell? Spoiler: No changes occur. What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of pond scum? Spoiler: The bucket. How many lawyer jokes are there? Spoiler: Just two. The rest are all true. __________________ traguna macoities tracorum satis de
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04-22-2005, 06:04 AM	#2
scaeagles I LIKE! Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 7,819	What do lawyers and sperm have in common? Spoiler: Each has about a one in a million shot of becoming human.
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04-22-2005, 07:26 AM	#3
Motorboat Cruiser Cruiser of Motorboats Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: So Cal Posts: 3,665	Did you know that Abraham Lincoln was Jewish? Spoiler: Yep, he was shot in the temple
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04-22-2005, 07:28 AM	#4
Motorboat Cruiser Cruiser of Motorboats Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: So Cal Posts: 3,665	And just for Wendybeth Why don't blondes make chocolate chip cookies? Spoiler: It's too hard to peel the M&M's
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04-22-2005, 07:54 AM	#5
MerryPrankster Swanky Panky! Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Hell's Kitchen Posts: 541	I found this one in my e-mail: The neighborhood postman was retiring after 30 years. On his last day of delivering mail, all of the people on his route left him something in the mail box in honor of his retirement. Some left money, some left small gifts, and some met him at the door and invited him in for a drink. As he was putting the mail in the mailbox of the last house, the door opened, and the woman of the house stood there in beautiful lingerie. She invited him inside and led him upstairs where she made mad passionate love to him. After their lovemaking she led him downstairs where she prepared an exquisite dinner for him. He found a dollar bill under his plate as he ate and asked her about it. She explained, "When I called my husband to ask him what we should give you for your retirement, he said, 'screw him, give him a dollar.' Dinner was my idea." __________________ My advice to the women of America is to raise more hell and fewer dahlias. ~~ William Allen White Last edited by MerryPrankster : 04-22-2005 at 08:26 AM.
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