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surfinmuse · 04-23-2005, 08:32 PM

A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He sees from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack. "Miss Whack, I'd like to get a £30,000 loan to take a holiday."

Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager.

Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral.The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.

Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office.

She finds the bank manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow £30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral." She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the world is this?"

The bank manager looks back at her and says.... "It's a knick-knack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone."

DwoernAdale · 04-23-2005, 09:21 PM

An elderly couple is driving down the highway. The gentleman driving notices a state trooper is behind him with his lights on so he pulls over.

Trooper: How are you folks today?

Old woman: Whaatt?!

Old man: (loudly) He asked how we are doing today! You'll have to excuse my wife officer, she's a bit hard of hearing.

Trooper: Thats fine. I see from your liscence plates you folks are from Florida.

Old woman: Whhaat?!

Old man: (loudly) He says he sees we're from Florida!

Trooper: Had the worst piece of ass I've ever had in Florida.

Old woman: Whaatt?!

Old man: (loudly) He says he thinks he knows you!!

04-23-2005, 08:32 PM	#1
surfinmuse Mind the Gap Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 123	A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He sees from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack. "Miss Whack, I'd like to get a £30,000 loan to take a holiday." Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager. Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral.The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed. Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office. She finds the bank manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow £30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral." She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the world is this?" The bank manager looks back at her and says.... "It's a knick-knack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone."
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04-23-2005, 09:21 PM	#2
DwoernAdale Junior Member Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: NV Posts: 42	An elderly couple is driving down the highway. The gentleman driving notices a state trooper is behind him with his lights on so he pulls over. Trooper: How are you folks today? Old woman: Whaatt?! Old man: (loudly) He asked how we are doing today! You'll have to excuse my wife officer, she's a bit hard of hearing. Trooper: Thats fine. I see from your liscence plates you folks are from Florida. Old woman: Whhaat?! Old man: (loudly) He says he sees we're from Florida! Trooper: Had the worst piece of ass I've ever had in Florida. Old woman: Whaatt?! Old man: (loudly) He says he thinks he knows you!!
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