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lindyhop · 04-24-2005, 01:54 PM

What do you call 10,000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

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How many software developers does it take to change a lightbulb?

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Kevy Baby · 04-24-2005, 08:01 PM

Fair warning here. This is the grossest joke I know.

What is the definition of gross?

Waking up the morning after with a lump in your throat...

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04-24-2005, 01:54 PM	#1
lindyhop Swing Swank Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Long Beach Posts: 997	What do you call 10,000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? Spoiler: A good start. How many software developers does it take to change a lightbulb? Spoiler: None. It's a hardware problem.
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04-24-2005, 08:01 PM	#2
Kevy Baby Chowder Head Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Yes Posts: 18,500	Fair warning here. This is the grossest joke I know. What is the definition of gross? Waking up the morning after with a lump in your throat... Spoiler: And a string hanging out of your mouth. __________________ The thing about quotes on the internet is that you cannot verify their validity. - Abraham Lincoln
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