Johnny Depp more Capt. Jack - Pirates IV - Page 4

Disneyphile · 09-25-2008, 03:45 PM

I loved all three POTC films. It's a great trilogy, and should be left at that.

Did Disney learn nothing from Lucas's horrible mistake of a second trilogy?

So, I wonder what/who will be the Jar Jar Binks sidekick in POTC 4? I think they should introduce a Macken (half man, half cracken) that turns out to be Jack's love child resulting from his earlier momentary soirée with the beast. He should be completely CG, and voiced by Jeff Foxworthy, so it can imply that all inter-beast lovers are from the South.

Morrigoon · 09-25-2008, 03:47 PM

Oh dear, the moment Jack has a kid, the series has truly jumped the shark. Even for Pirates.

JWBear · 09-25-2008, 04:16 PM

It makes me wonder what dirt Disney has on Depp that they can blackmail him to do these roles.

Snowflake · 09-25-2008, 04:34 PM

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It makes me wonder what dirt Disney has on Depp that they can blackmail him to do these roles.

They made him an offer he couldn't refuse. Ka-Ching

Chernabog · 09-25-2008, 04:36 PM

Johnny Depp's turned money-whore, he be. So says I, Chernabog Jones.

Capt Jack · 09-25-2008, 04:43 PM

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Johnny Depp's turned money-whore, he be. So says I, Chernabog Jones.

yah, you'd think he'd turned Pirate or somethin

madmonkeygirl · 09-25-2008, 06:36 PM

Pirates 1 great. Pirates 2 ok. Pirates 3 sucked. Sorry i couldn't even finish watching it all the way thru the few times i tried. Thank goodness i didn't go to a theater to see it. I might try to sit down and watch it one more time. Pirates 4 i don't think so. Makes me wonder what Disney has on Jonny to get him to do another movie. Ah to be a fly on the wall. If only.

katiesue · 09-25-2008, 07:33 PM

Since no one else seemed to watch 3 to the end. They left it wide open for Capt Jack to go find the fountain of youth.

belleh5 · 09-25-2008, 07:54 PM

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Originally Posted by katiesue

Since no one else seemed to watch 3 to the end. They left it wide open for Capt Jack to go find the fountain of youth.

I watched POTC 3 all the way until the end. I even waited after the credits to see Will Turner return to Elizabeth and their son.

(Actually we were just waiting for everyone to leave. So we saw that part by accident) ;p

flippyshark · 09-25-2008, 08:17 PM

I'll go see a fourth Pirates movie if the running time is an hour and forty five minutes or less. (preferably less.) All three Pirates movies are bloated length-wise. The first one gets away with it by being better than it needed to be. (It would be better still if it lost about twenty minutes or so.) I can't make the same allowance for the other two. They overstayed their welcomes by over 60 minutes each.

And that third one was just a mess.

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Disneyphile SQUIRREL! Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: On the curbside. Posts: 5,098	I loved all three POTC films. It's a great trilogy, and should be left at that. Did Disney learn nothing from Lucas's horrible mistake of a second trilogy? So, I wonder what/who will be the Jar Jar Binks sidekick in POTC 4? I think they should introduce a Macken (half man, half cracken) that turns out to be Jack's love child resulting from his earlier momentary soirée with the beast. He should be completely CG, and voiced by Jeff Foxworthy, so it can imply that all inter-beast lovers are from the South.
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Morrigoon I throw stones at houses Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Location: Location Posts: 9,534	Oh dear, the moment Jack has a kid, the series has truly jumped the shark. Even for Pirates. __________________ http://bash.org/?top "It is useless for sheep to pass a resolution in favor of vegetarianism while wolves remain of a different opinion." -- William Randolph Inge
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JWBear Worn Romantic Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Long Beach California Posts: 8,435	It makes me wonder what dirt Disney has on Depp that they can blackmail him to do these roles. __________________ Unrestrained frivolity will lead to the downfall of modern society.
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Chernabog Biophage Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: The Moon Posts: 2,679	Johnny Depp's turned money-whore, he be. So says I, Chernabog Jones. __________________ And they say back then our universe Was a coal black egg Until the god inside Burst out and from its shattered shell He made what became the world we know ~ Bjork (Cosmogony)
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madmonkeygirl Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 764	Pirates 1 great. Pirates 2 ok. Pirates 3 sucked. Sorry i couldn't even finish watching it all the way thru the few times i tried. Thank goodness i didn't go to a theater to see it. I might try to sit down and watch it one more time. Pirates 4 i don't think so. Makes me wonder what Disney has on Jonny to get him to do another movie. Ah to be a fly on the wall. If only.
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katiesue Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: San Diego Posts: 4,678	Since no one else seemed to watch 3 to the end. They left it wide open for Capt Jack to go find the fountain of youth. __________________ My life is so exciting I can hardly stand it.
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09-25-2008, 08:17 PM	#40
flippyshark Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Orlando, FL Posts: 2,852	I'll go see a fourth Pirates movie if the running time is an hour and forty five minutes or less. (preferably less.) All three Pirates movies are bloated length-wise. The first one gets away with it by being better than it needed to be. (It would be better still if it lost about twenty minutes or so.) I can't make the same allowance for the other two. They overstayed their welcomes by over 60 minutes each. And that third one was just a mess.
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