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Name · 04-25-2005, 09:45 PM

How are men like hard wood floors?

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SacTown Chronic · 05-11-2005, 06:43 AM

What do a tornado in Oklahoma and a divorce in West Virginia have in common?

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MickeyD · 05-11-2005, 10:45 AM

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Originally Posted by SacTown Chronic

What do a tornado in Oklahoma and a divorce in West Virginia have in common?

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Hey! I read Sports Illustrated too!

SacTown Chronic · 05-11-2005, 11:29 AM

Yep. That's where I got it.

Gemini Cricket · 05-12-2005, 01:13 PM

Why don't Southern women like orgies?

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lizziebith · 05-12-2005, 01:37 PM

A Navajo woman was driving her truck down the road one afternoon and saw another Navajo woman hitchhiking with a brown paper bag. She pulls over and lets her in. After a couple of minutes she asks "What's in the bag?" The hitchhiking woman responds "A bottle of wine I got for my husband." The driver reflects for a moment then says "Good trade."

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Name Title Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: here Posts: 779	How are men like hard wood floors? Spoiler: lay them right the first time, and you can walk all over them for years __________________ Signature
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SacTown Chronic the myth of the dream Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 2,217	What do a tornado in Oklahoma and a divorce in West Virginia have in common? Spoiler: Either way, somebody is losing a trailer. __________________ Is it the fingers, or the brain that you're teaching a lesson?
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SacTown Chronic the myth of the dream Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 2,217	Yep. That's where I got it. __________________ Is it the fingers, or the brain that you're teaching a lesson?
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Gemini Cricket ... Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 13,244	Why don't Southern women like orgies? Spoiler: Ugh, they don't like writing all them 'Thank You' cards...
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lizziebith Wishing these titles could be longe Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Pearblossom CA Posts: 984	A Navajo woman was driving her truck down the road one afternoon and saw another Navajo woman hitchhiking with a brown paper bag. She pulls over and lets her in. After a couple of minutes she asks "What's in the bag?" The hitchhiking woman responds "A bottle of wine I got for my husband." The driver reflects for a moment then says "Good trade." __________________ $ DO \|\| !$ DO ; TRY TRY: COMMAND NOT FOUND
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