Riley's apple farm: phobic bigots

[Morrigoon]

Point taken, read Sept 30th's post, the lower half, titled The Perspective Police

Here's more of the story: (although it makes the most idiotic sense when read in its entirety)

Well, this is beginning to change--and it isn't pretty. A friend of mine was in church the other day, and the pastor was giving a sermon on the 8th commandment--"Thou Shalt Not Steal."

All of a sudden a group of protestors stood up in the back and started yelling, "Theft is beautiful. Theft is gorgeous. Theft is beautiful. Theft is gorgeous."

The pastor was taken aback, but then he squinted at the loud knot of protestors in the back row.

"Are those our choir robes?" he asked.