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Old 04-28-2005, 09:09 AM   #1
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"According to our records, this is where they spent most of their time."

"You're sure of it?"

"My sense is one of absolute certainty."

"What is it?"

"It is obviously a machine of great mathematical importance. The lifeforms would grapple with equations based on elementary physics and create demonstrations of proximity collision and deflection."

"They were running doomsday scenarios? Brilliant."

"Indeed, but not brilliant enough to save them from their eventual demise. Observe: each sphere represents a planet. When an orbital trajectory is interrupted or even touched, the results are conclusive. It is a simple demonstration of physics."

"I see. And when the life forms would stop using the spheres, and instead run at each other with broken vessels that contained their liquid sustenance and strike each other about the head-"

"They were merely applying their theories to their immediate physical reality."

"And the primitive markings on the walls?"

"Those are their findings. Crude, somewhat difficult to understand, but they are significant, of that I am certain."

"You'll need more time and resources to continue the project."

"Yes."

"We expect results this time."

"You will get them. You have my assurance."

"Not like the last study."

"No sir. And I would like to extend my sincerest apologies. Never for a moment did it occur to us that the machines were for the outer coverings of the life forms, and not the life forms themselves. To all outward appearances, it seemed conclusive."

"We lost a valuable team member. It was horrible."

"I am truly sorry."

"This time we want results. Am I clear?"

"Yes. We will be able to predict the planetary movements with variables not greater than .00000000000001 percent."

"And the liquid?"

"Already synthesized."

"Then consider the project oficially underway."

"Thank you, sir."
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