Eliminate Yellow Pages

[Strangler Lewis]

The one time I had a problem with internet directions was when we drove from Switzerland to Paris, and it played like a comedy routine. I printed out our directions from Google Earth, and I swear we followed them to the letter. Nonetheless, we got lost in the hills and went twenty miles out of our way until we were dumped into a little town . . .right in front of a map store.

You're late, he said.