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€uromeinke, FEJ. and Ghoulish Delight RULE!!! NA abides. |
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While the practice of posthumous baptism by Mormons is silly, I'd say it is just as silly to be upset about it.
But to put the matter to rest and ease inter-religious stresses I just did a little ceremony here at my desk that makes each passed soul immune to rebaptism unless that soul wishes otherwise. Also, it makes them prettier than they were in their mortal life and just a tad smarter. Since my little ceremony has all the effect as a Mormon necrobaptism I expect The American Gathering of Holocaust Survivors to name me their man of the year and present me with an attractive plaque I can display on my wall. Also, and I understand this will upset some people, in the process I mismumbled a word of particular power and killed god. Sorry about that. |
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