The First Thing You'd Do if You Were President

HTHBellcaptain · 05-03-2005, 08:48 PM

If I were president I would disband congress and create a demented bellhop impersonator dictatorship, with myself as Bellcaptain.

Then I'd declare a Peeps! holiday. Everyone would have to celebrate the wonderful food group know as Peeps. There would be songs, poems and sagas written about Peeps.

I would create a law that forced everyone to have garden gnomes in everything they own (House, car, refridgerator, shower.) Garden Gnomes would become a status symbol.

Next thing I'd do is get rid of the U.S. Mint, and replace it with the U.S. Chocolate Mint. That's right, the new currency for my bellhop dictatorship would be Chocolate.

The final thing that I would do on day 1 of being President/Dictator/Bellcaptain would be to shoot Carrot Top.

Kels · 05-04-2005, 07:52 AM

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Originally Posted by HTHBellcaptain

Next thing I'd do is get rid of the U.S. Mint, and replace it with the U.S. Chocolate Mint. That's right, the new currency for my bellhop dictatorship would be Chocolate.

HTHBellcaptain for President!!!

Matterhorn Fan · 05-04-2005, 08:24 PM

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Originally Posted by HTHBellcaptain

Next thing I'd do is get rid of the U.S. Mint, and replace it with the U.S. Chocolate Mint. That's right, the new currency for my bellhop dictatorship would be Chocolate.

The final thing that I would do on day 1 of being President/Dictator/Bellcaptain would be to shoot Carrot Top.

Oooh! Ooh! Can I be your Vice President/Dictator/Bellcaptain? I promise I won't eat up your entire fortune of chocolate. Just half of it--I'll share, I swear.

Garden gnomes in the shower?

Riiiiight.

05-03-2005, 08:48 PM	#1
HTHBellcaptain Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 183	If I were president I would disband congress and create a demented bellhop impersonator dictatorship, with myself as Bellcaptain. Then I'd declare a Peeps! holiday. Everyone would have to celebrate the wonderful food group know as Peeps. There would be songs, poems and sagas written about Peeps. I would create a law that forced everyone to have garden gnomes in everything they own (House, car, refridgerator, shower.) Garden Gnomes would become a status symbol. Next thing I'd do is get rid of the U.S. Mint, and replace it with the U.S. Chocolate Mint. That's right, the new currency for my bellhop dictatorship would be Chocolate. The final thing that I would do on day 1 of being President/Dictator/Bellcaptain would be to shoot Carrot Top. Last edited by HTHBellcaptain : 05-03-2005 at 08:54 PM.
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