I was the best of times, it was, uh, um, we don't get fooled again! - Page 3

BarTopDancer · 12-07-2008, 07:56 PM

"I still wonder what that red button does..."

lashbear · 12-07-2008, 09:48 PM

Opening sentence notwithstanding, I heard that the Dust Jacket comes with a warning sticker:

Gn2Dlnd · 12-07-2008, 11:41 PM

This is a Disneyland original Little Long-Playing Record, and I am your story reader. I am now going to begin to read the story of My Pet Goat. You can read along with me in your book. You will know it's time to turn the page when Tinker Bell rings her little bells like this! Let's begin now.

wendybeth · 12-08-2008, 12:10 AM

'It was 1972, while in service to this great nation of ours, that I first considered the possibility of reaching for the office of the Presidency. I was engaged in a recon mission in the backwoods of Alabama, and got lost. (The dude said the kegger was two klicks left of the old Smythe plantation- asshole was probably high). Wandering around the swampy, snake infested woods I began to panic, and in my despair I swore that I would give anything for just a drink, preferably Jack Daniels, with maybe little line of the white stuff to keep me sharp. Suddenly, the forest opened up, and I found myself standing at a crossroad. There in the center was Daddy's bud, Dick, holding a shotgun in one hand and some sort of document in the other.......

Well, I guess y'all know the rest.'

Strangler Lewis · 12-08-2008, 04:28 AM

It was the call I dreaded making, the one where I conceded to Gore. We called it the setup. I wasn't sure I could keep a straight face.

Ghoulish Delight · 12-08-2008, 10:20 AM

"During I Arrived as President"

(George, you may be a lame duck, but boy you still gots the touch! - about 1:15 in)

Morrigoon · 12-08-2008, 12:05 PM

See George run. Run George, run!

Gn2Dlnd · 12-08-2008, 03:17 PM

When future historians look back down the anals, I believe, in my heart, they will find I have achieved more accomplisheds than I have not. For instance, Abraham Lincoln, in whose bedroom I have stood, freed the blacks from slavery. That's pretty historical, but get this, I made one president! The misunderestimations of me have not taken into account all the things that will happen just because I was the deciderer in chief. It's not just the things you do, but the things that get done because you did, and you can quote me on that. Let me tell you, being the president in history will be a lot easier than being the president in person, and it's something I'm forward-looking to it.

"It's not just the things you do, but the things that get done because you did." - GW Bush

wendybeth · 12-08-2008, 03:27 PM

VGn2M!

tod · 12-09-2008, 03:17 PM

Thanks for the $50, sucker.

Karl will take it from here...

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Gn2Dlnd Parmmadore Jim Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Casita del Queso Posts: 3,810	This is a Disneyland original Little Long-Playing Record, and I am your story reader. I am now going to begin to read the story of My Pet Goat. You can read along with me in your book. You will know it's time to turn the page when Tinker Bell rings her little bells like this! Let's begin now. __________________ Does anyone still wear a hat?
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wendybeth Nevermind Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 7,847	'It was 1972, while in service to this great nation of ours, that I first considered the possibility of reaching for the office of the Presidency. I was engaged in a recon mission in the backwoods of Alabama, and got lost. (The dude said the kegger was two klicks left of the old Smythe plantation- asshole was probably high). Wandering around the swampy, snake infested woods I began to panic, and in my despair I swore that I would give anything for just a drink, preferably Jack Daniels, with maybe little line of the white stuff to keep me sharp. Suddenly, the forest opened up, and I found myself standing at a crossroad. There in the center was Daddy's bud, Dick, holding a shotgun in one hand and some sort of document in the other....... Well, I guess y'all know the rest.' __________________
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Ghoulish Delight I Floop the Pig Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Alternative Swankstyle Posts: 19,348	"During I Arrived as President" (George, you may be a lame duck, but boy you still gots the touch! - about 1:15 in) __________________ 'He who receives an idea from me, receives instruction himself without lessening mine; as he who lights his taper at mine, receives light without darkening me.' -TJ
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Gn2Dlnd Parmmadore Jim Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Casita del Queso Posts: 3,810	When future historians look back down the anals, I believe, in my heart, they will find I have achieved more accomplisheds than I have not. For instance, Abraham Lincoln, in whose bedroom I have stood, freed the blacks from slavery. That's pretty historical, but get this, I made one president! The misunderestimations of me have not taken into account all the things that will happen just because I was the deciderer in chief. It's not just the things you do, but the things that get done because you did, and you can quote me on that. Let me tell you, being the president in history will be a lot easier than being the president in person, and it's something I'm forward-looking to it. "It's not just the things you do, but the things that get done because you did." - GW Bush __________________ Does anyone still wear a hat?
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tod In the Close-Up Gallery Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 33	Thanks for the $50, sucker. Karl will take it from here... __________________ Any world that I'm welcome to is better than the one I come from. -- Donald Fagen & Walter Becker
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