Cut your hair, you wizard hippies!

[Eliza Hodgkins 1812]

Originally Posted by Boss Radio

Still, it all comes down to this: people are funny looking creatures and will spend any amount of money to overcompensate for this sad and inescapable fact.

This is very well put, funny and true.

But this doesn't have to cost Radcliffe a pretty penny, though he has millions and millions and millions of them, most of them probably very shiny. Some barbers only charge $5-10. Just a little off the ends, please. Do it for me, Daniel. Do it for Disneyland!

As for the fashion mish-mash, I also think it's pretty cool, though I tend to be more A-line monotany than funky bangles and mixing things up. I don’t like to stick out. I like to be able to creep up on people or blend into the wallpaper. In L.A., the way I dress, this is easy enough to do. However, a visit to rural New Jersey proves that I can still mange to stick out like a vulnerable and exposed nude thumb.

Los Angeles also seems to be the only city where women misunderstand that an entire outfit purchased at Urban Outfitters only belongs on a 15 year old girl. It’s also a city where young people spend excessive amounts of their allowance money to look like a squatter.

Whatever, so long as they're clothed, for without clothes we might as well admit we're no better looking than hairless moles.