FDA to ban gay sperm donors

Scrooge McSam · 05-05-2005, 04:50 PM

We are still allowed to post on the internet, huh? Electrons can't be gay, can they? Or is it just if my electrons touch your electrons? I"m confused.

Can I still do charity work if I want to? I might sweat on somebody. Bill Frist sez you can catch AIDS that way (Keep in mind... that fool's a doctor!). I wouldn't wanna give anybody AIDS.

Ooooo Maybe we'll get special stores to shop in eventually after we can't go in the regular stores anymore.

Since my money is gay money(Sorry, I touched some of it. I'll try not to do that any more), do I still have to pay taxes?

/overblownsarcasmoff

Why did I read this?

05-05-2005, 04:50 PM	#11
Scrooge McSam What? Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 1,635	We are still allowed to post on the internet, huh? Electrons can't be gay, can they? Or is it just if my electrons touch your electrons? I"m confused. Can I still do charity work if I want to? I might sweat on somebody. Bill Frist sez you can catch AIDS that way (Keep in mind... that fool's a doctor!). I wouldn't wanna give anybody AIDS. Ooooo Maybe we'll get special stores to shop in eventually after we can't go in the regular stores anymore. Since my money is gay money(Sorry, I touched some of it. I'll try not to do that any more), do I still have to pay taxes? /overblownsarcasmoff Why did I read this?
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