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Chowder Head
Join Date: Jan 2005
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My holiday shopping is...
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#25542 |
Just Me
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: In The Flagon With The Dragon
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Well, my shopping may be done, but I haven't started the baking yet.
The baking will take more than a few hours. |
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#25543 |
BRAAAAAAAINS!
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Yes it was, and apparently his mom didn't know that his estranged dad had given it to him.
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8/30/14 - Disneyland -10k or Bust.
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I wasn't sure if it would be funnier to have it be his or not. Now I am. Well played sir well played.
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L'Hédoniste
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All this time I thought this was the name of a small vibrator - you got to have pretty deep pockets to hold 18 inches.
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8/30/14 - Disneyland -10k or Bust.
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Speaking of Christmas shopping....
I have a conundrum. We will be spending the holidays with Mrs. Moonies side of the family. Their custom is to draw names for present giving. This year I got the hag. You know the type, I think every family has one. The grumpy old lady who doesn't drink, read, cook, listen to music, etc.... As far as I can tell her greatest joy in life is bitching about it. Still it is the most magical time of the year and I would like to get her something to bring a smile to her face. Any suggestions? (and no, a BOB is not on the list.)
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#25547 |
BRAAAAAAAINS!
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Subscribe her to the Grumpy Old Bitches RSS feed.
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#25548 |
The once and former...
Join Date: Mar 2007
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Nailed a callback for Evita tonight! Really, I was at my best. If I don't get cast it's purely for artistic reasons, not anything to do with my audition.
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#25549 |
SwishBuckling Bear
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: In Isolation :)
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If you're serious about this and really want some brownie points with her, go to the Twilight Zone Villa Homes, or wherever she lives, and find her two best friends, and ask THEM what she enjoys doing.
...whatever it is, buy one for her. ![]()
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Nevermind
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Find out what part of her life she was ever happy, or something approaching happy, and then buy her some music and lit from that era.
Oh, I read somewhere that the turkey from the Palin interview is on E-Bay. Does she like poultry? |
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