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€uromeinke, FEJ. and Ghoulish Delight RULE!!! NA abides. |
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I used to work there, but I didn't have to suffer through any training videos. I would have walked out on that one. |
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FISH!
This one requires a bit of backstory.
Jeremy Piven has backed out of his role in the Broadway revival of Speed-the-Plow. He claims a high mercury count caused him to be fatigued, experience spacial & balance problems, and made it difficult to remember his lines. He blames his high mercury count on eating too much sushi and Chinese herbs. Riiiiight... I like what playwright David Mamet said, "I talked to Jeremy on the phone, and he told me that he discovered that he had a very high level of mercury. So my understanding is that he is leaving show business to pursue a career as a thermometer." This has inspired some clever folks to make Fish! The Jeremy Piven Parody Song, a take-off on Zip! from Pal Joey. |
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Kicking up my heels!
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Break out the kleenex - you've been warned. Both heartwarming and sad and well - just watch it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kerMm0HG1mk
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For those who may not have seen it on the Ferret thread, I bring you David After Dentist.
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Hilarious!
This could be a commentary on these past eight years! I especially love the parts about "Is this real life?" and "Is this going to be forever?"
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An artist is someone who produces things that people don't need to have but that he, for some reason, thinks it would be a good idea to give them." - Andy Warhol |
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ohhhh baby
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Sony's new stupid piece of shˇt (lots of naughty words)
from The Onion |
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