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bewitched · 01-23-2009, 05:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Ghoulish Delight

Fvcking racist.

Damn straight, fvcking LEFTY!

Ghoulish Delight · 01-23-2009, 05:50 PM

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Originally Posted by bewitched

Freakin' lefties...

Instead of special quality left-handed scissors why don't you just learn to use quality right-handed scissors like the rest of us. Stop trying to ruin my quality scissors by demanding not only "left-handed scissors" but quality left-handed scissors. Why should lefties get special treatment?

Try going back to elementary school and having no choice but to do every single craft project with the sh*ttiest pair of scissors in the known universe. Worse, forced to actually FIGHT over them with the other lefty in the room (other 2 lefties if your class had 30 people) as if they were something of value, rather than torture devices. Entirely blunt. No, not entirely blunt. The cuttening edges are blunt. The metal in the finger holes (which of course had long ago lost the protective rubber coating) was honed, sharp enough to cut skin and sever nerves.

And there were all you wrongies, gleefully picking and choosing from the forest of bountiful green rubber coated handles, planted in the foul soil of brown scissor holders.

Reparations now!

JWBear · 01-23-2009, 05:57 PM

Gawd... Why don't you lefties learn to use your right hand like everyone else. You can choose to be normal, if you really want to.

bewitched · 01-23-2009, 05:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Ghoulish Delight

And there were all you wrongies, gleefully picking and choosing from the forest of bountiful green rubber coated handles, planted in the foul soil of brown scissor holders.

Exactly as GOD meant it to be. Haven't you ever read Darwin? (which of course is totally wrong about evolution but oh so right about adapting or getting stuck with the crap scissors)

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Reparations now!

Pfft. Why should I pay you? Neither I nor my ancestors gave you the crap scissors, we weren't freakin' teachers.

Ghoulish Delight · 01-23-2009, 06:02 PM

The sad thing is, the never-ending battle with scissors in school has me so scarred, that even though I KNOW you're joking (duh), I can actually feel myself getting pissed off. Because, seriously, I'm not joking. You have NO IDEA how much worse life is when you do not have functional scissors at your disposal. I watch CP casually leave scissors lying around where they could get lost and my gut reaction is, "Are you freaking CRAZY?! Show some bloody respect for you scissors!"

I know exactly where my scissors are at all times, and if I don't, I panic.

Cadaverous Pallor · 01-23-2009, 06:12 PM

Fvcking Lefty.

JWBear · 01-23-2009, 06:14 PM

Sounds like GD needs a chatelaine....

(One he can also hang his shoes from...)

Gemini Cricket · 01-23-2009, 06:17 PM

I use fabric scissors to cut paper all the time. So there. Ha ha, take that fabric scissors! I even will cut paper with the zig zag fabric scissors. Snip snip, baby!

bewitched · 01-23-2009, 06:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Gemini Cricket

I use fabric scissors to cut paper all the time. So there. Ha ha, take that fabric scissors! I even will cut paper with the zig zag fabric scissors. Snip snip, baby!

Pervert.

katiesue · 01-23-2009, 07:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Gemini Cricket

I use fabric scissors to cut paper all the time. So there. Ha ha, take that fabric scissors! I even will cut paper with the zig zag fabric scissors. Snip snip, baby!

My mother will rise from the dead and smite you. She had a fit if you used the fabric sissors for anything but fabric.

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JWBear Worn Romantic Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Long Beach California Posts: 8,435	Gawd... Why don't you lefties learn to use your right hand like everyone else. You can choose to be normal, if you really want to. __________________ Unrestrained frivolity will lead to the downfall of modern society.
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01-23-2009, 06:02 PM	#215
Ghoulish Delight I Floop the Pig Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Alternative Swankstyle Posts: 19,348	The sad thing is, the never-ending battle with scissors in school has me so scarred, that even though I KNOW you're joking (duh), I can actually feel myself getting pissed off. Because, seriously, I'm not joking. You have NO IDEA how much worse life is when you do not have functional scissors at your disposal. I watch CP casually leave scissors lying around where they could get lost and my gut reaction is, "Are you freaking CRAZY?! Show some bloody respect for you scissors!" I know exactly where my scissors are at all times, and if I don't, I panic. __________________ 'He who receives an idea from me, receives instruction himself without lessening mine; as he who lights his taper at mine, receives light without darkening me.' -TJ
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01-23-2009, 06:12 PM	#216
Cadaverous Pallor ohhhh baby Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Parental Bliss Posts: 12,364	Fvcking Lefty.
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01-23-2009, 06:14 PM	#217
JWBear Worn Romantic Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Long Beach California Posts: 8,435	Sounds like GD needs a chatelaine.... (One he can also hang his shoes from...) __________________ Unrestrained frivolity will lead to the downfall of modern society.
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01-23-2009, 06:17 PM	#218
Gemini Cricket ... Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 13,244	I use fabric scissors to cut paper all the time. So there. Ha ha, take that fabric scissors! I even will cut paper with the zig zag fabric scissors. Snip snip, baby!
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