The Breastaurant: Newish Trend - Page 5

3894 · 01-28-2009, 06:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Cadaverous Pallor

I'm of the (completely subjective and totally minority) opinion that this whole concept is dumb at best and creepy at worst.

A neighboring town has a new breastaurant. My kids have been telling me that this and that person they went to school with works there.

Then I saw a photo of the waitstaff in the local paper. I look at those servers in their plaid pushup bras and low-rise mini kilts and I see second-graders from back in the day.

Ew.

Moonliner · 01-28-2009, 08:03 AM

I took my wife (new girlfriend at the time) to Hooters once.

It was the new restaurant on the block and it had this cute little Hoot Owl for a logo. I never made the connection as to the other meaning "hooters" can have. Well at least not until we were seated anyways....

Kevy Baby · 01-27-2009, 04:30 PM

As I read this thread, it reminds me of how diametrically opposite the community of LoT is from Middle America.

SzczerbiakManiac · 01-27-2009, 05:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Ghoulish Delight

She would.

Granted, but what I really meant was would she patronize it regularly. Mea culpa for not being clearer.

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Originally Posted by Ghoulish Delight

My anecdotal experience says that women (straight or bi) are far less interested in nude/scantily clad males than either a) straight men are interested in nude/scantily clad females or b) gay men are interested in nude/scantily clad males.

Based on my unscientific observation above, I would not be surprised if, at least in California, the clientele for a Weiners Restaurant, ended up being mostly gay male. Or if not mostly, certainly a higher ratio of gay male:straight female than a Hooters' ratio of straight male:gay female.

I agree with you 100% on both points.

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Originally Posted by Kevy Baby

As I read this thread, it reminds me of how diametrically opposite the community of LoT is from Middle America.

I was thinking the same thing, and vive la difference!

Alex · 01-27-2009, 10:18 PM

I pretty much do go just for the food. If the waitstaff were swapped with that found at an IHOP I would go just as often.

You're right, I have the option of seeing naked breasteses any time I want to. Seeing tank-topped ones long ago lost sufficient appeal to get me to pay $40 for dinner just to see them. Their food isn't great but I do like the buffalo shrimp and sometimes I'm just in the mood for bar food or going somewhere I can be sure some game will be on in the background.

And as Kevy says it is common anyway. We have friends in Santa Rosa that host a couple overnight parties a year. The standard morning after breakfast place is fondly referred to as "boobie breakfast" (by both the men and women in our group who go) because of the staff (they aren't dressed skimpilly though); but if the food were worse we wouldn't go.

Morrigoon · 01-28-2009, 12:20 AM

I've eaten at Hooters several times. I like the wings.

Strangler Lewis · 01-28-2009, 06:19 AM

In the '70s, my father took the family to dinner a few times at the Playboy Club in Manhattan. I don't remember if the food was good or not. The waitresses wore high and low cut one piece affairs, ears and a tail. I grabbed some fluffy tail, which made everyone laugh.

Some years later, but not many, my dad told me, a propos of what I don't recall, that the genius of the Playboy Club was that the waitresses were trained only to flirt with the gentlemen customers but never to take them up on their offers so that the men would not have the pressure of performing. Good talk, dad.

Ghoulish Delight · 01-28-2009, 09:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Strangler Lewis

Some years later, but not many, my dad told me, a propos of what I don't recall, that the genius of the Playboy Club was that the waitresses were trained only to flirt with the gentlemen customers but never to take them up on their offers so that the men would not have the pressure of performing.

So that's the line the Bunny gave him when he made a pass, eh?

Cadaverous Pallor · 01-28-2009, 08:52 AM

Heehee, Helen. It's kind of wrong when they grow up.

Moonliner - yeah, the logo is a bit innocent looking. Perhaps it needs to be a large breasted owl...

Mousey Girl · 01-28-2009, 02:20 PM

Bakersfield now has a Tilted Kilt and plans for Hooters. Of course, being Bakersfield, there has already been quite a bit of trouble with patrons at Tilted Kilt.

01-28-2009, 08:03 AM	#2
Moonliner 8/30/14 - Disneyland -10k or Bust. Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 9,022	I took my wife (new girlfriend at the time) to Hooters once. It was the new restaurant on the block and it had this cute little Hoot Owl for a logo. I never made the connection as to the other meaning "hooters" can have. Well at least not until we were seated anyways.... __________________ - Taking it one step at a time.
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01-27-2009, 04:30 PM	#3
Kevy Baby Chowder Head Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Yes Posts: 18,500	As I read this thread, it reminds me of how diametrically opposite the community of LoT is from Middle America. __________________ The thing about quotes on the internet is that you cannot verify their validity. - Abraham Lincoln
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01-27-2009, 10:18 PM	#5
Alex . Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 13,354	I pretty much do go just for the food. If the waitstaff were swapped with that found at an IHOP I would go just as often. You're right, I have the option of seeing naked breasteses any time I want to. Seeing tank-topped ones long ago lost sufficient appeal to get me to pay $40 for dinner just to see them. Their food isn't great but I do like the buffalo shrimp and sometimes I'm just in the mood for bar food or going somewhere I can be sure some game will be on in the background. And as Kevy says it is common anyway. We have friends in Santa Rosa that host a couple overnight parties a year. The standard morning after breakfast place is fondly referred to as "boobie breakfast" (by both the men and women in our group who go) because of the staff (they aren't dressed skimpilly though); but if the food were worse we wouldn't go.
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Morrigoon I throw stones at houses Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Location: Location Posts: 9,534	I've eaten at Hooters several times. I like the wings. __________________ http://bash.org/?top "It is useless for sheep to pass a resolution in favor of vegetarianism while wolves remain of a different opinion." -- William Randolph Inge
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01-28-2009, 06:19 AM	#7
Strangler Lewis Doing The Job Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: In a state Posts: 3,956	In the '70s, my father took the family to dinner a few times at the Playboy Club in Manhattan. I don't remember if the food was good or not. The waitresses wore high and low cut one piece affairs, ears and a tail. I grabbed some fluffy tail, which made everyone laugh. Some years later, but not many, my dad told me, a propos of what I don't recall, that the genius of the Playboy Club was that the waitresses were trained only to flirt with the gentlemen customers but never to take them up on their offers so that the men would not have the pressure of performing. Good talk, dad. __________________ Live now-pay later. Diner's Club!
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01-28-2009, 08:52 AM	#9
Cadaverous Pallor ohhhh baby Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Parental Bliss Posts: 12,364	Heehee, Helen. It's kind of wrong when they grow up. Moonliner - yeah, the logo is a bit innocent looking. Perhaps it needs to be a large breasted owl...
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01-28-2009, 02:20 PM	#10
Mousey Girl Just Me Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: In The Flagon With The Dragon Posts: 2,437	Bakersfield now has a Tilted Kilt and plans for Hooters. Of course, being Bakersfield, there has already been quite a bit of trouble with patrons at Tilted Kilt.
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