What will you do instead of watching Oscar? [and now Oscar discussion]

[Alex]

Originally Posted by Deebs

Oh, I loved his acceptance speech! So glad he won. Except, was it just me, or did he thank everyone breathing -- except Robin Wright? He had a list, for crying out loud.

Well, there was the guy who won for Best Makeup who apparently had a phone book in his pocket, looked like he had just won a rat turd and decided to audition for the remake of the FedEx world's fastest talking man commercial.