20 Years a Cyborg

Capt Jack · 03-06-2009, 11:42 AM

ok, thats pretty cool. technology CAN be a wonderous thing, cant it? congrats on 20 prosperous (living-wise) years.

my lil bro is semi-cyborg as well.....but mostly plates and screws holding on his various and abundant abused parts. its kinda fun to stick fridge magnets to him though

SzczerbiakManiac · 03-06-2009, 12:55 PM

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my lil bro is semi-cyborg as well.....but mostly plates and screws holding on his various and abundant abused parts. its kinda fun to stick fridge magnets to him though

tee hee hee

Happily, my valve is made out of carbon and Dacron, so I am non-ferrous and do not set off metal detectors.

JWBear · 03-06-2009, 01:49 PM

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Happily, my valve is made out of carbon and Dacron, so I am non-ferrous and do not set off metal detectors.

When I hear "Dacron" I instantly think of hideous 70's clothing. Is your valve paisley, or have daisies on it?

Capt Jack · 03-06-2009, 03:13 PM

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tee hee hee

Happily, my valve is made out of carbon and Dacron, so I am non-ferrous and do not set off metal detectors.

omg he sure does. has a laminated card with all the locations of his various metal parts so he can get through airports and court houses.

Not Afraid · 03-06-2009, 05:16 PM

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tee hee hee

Happily, my valve is made out of carbon and Dacron, so I am non-ferrous and do not set off metal detectors.

but, he DOES tick. I'l NEVER forget the first time I hugged Sm and heard the ticking. We were at DL (duh) and there was this sound.......I had no idea! Make sure you put your ear to SM's chest next time you see him. Not only will he like it (especially if you're a boy) but it is fun to hear him tick.

Congratulations on a cool anniversary!

lashbear · 03-06-2009, 07:06 PM

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Make sure you put your ear to SM's chest next time you see him. Not only will he like it (especially if you're a boy) but it is fun to hear him tick.

I will have to try this !!

sooo, do any of your other organs make noise that I should know about?

...and congrats !!

BDBopper · 03-06-2009, 08:09 PM

Congrats on your 20th Cyborgiversary! Isn't it great being alive!

Here's to 20 more years of ticking!

SzczerbiakManiac · 03-06-2009, 08:27 PM

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sooo, do any of your other organs make noise that I should know about?

Yes. Both ends of my digestive tract have been known to produce a multitude of audio-vibratory physio-molecular (transport device) reverberations.

In addition, my knees crack when I walk up stairs. My nose, in a most unappealing manner, harmonically resonates when I force air and/or semi-solid matter out through it. And sometimes when I press my middle finger against my thumb in a particular formation, they slip and make a... well, you might call it a "snapping" sound.

lashbear · 03-06-2009, 10:48 PM

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... audio-vibratory physio-molecular (transport device).

You Don't Mean....?

(BTW: I'm with you on the Knee crackling/popping sounds)

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