Your Favorite Fails

flippyshark · 03-18-2009, 11:56 AM

In the comments section below the "Child Safety Fail" posted by Szerbiac, I found this gem:

"I did some work for Disney, in the offices at the fabled Disneyland (behind the scenes, so to speak). I think the company motto is “The beatings shall continue until moral improves.” Ah, Disneyland. 1 security guy for every 5 tourists.
And DisneyWorld! My sister goes there a lot. They have 4 kids and one time she was there a security type told her to keep a close eye on her kids because at any one time there would be 3 child abduction rings working the park. If your kid comes up missing they usher you into a room with like 50 security monitors so you can try to spot your kid being whisked away.
I went to the Disney store in W. L.A. one time, and asked the girl behind the counter, “What’s it like working for the rat?” She looked around furtively and asked, “Which one?” True."

Wow. Three child abduction rings working the park!? I'm astounded at how this manages to elude the Mainstream Media.

Deebs · 03-18-2009, 12:03 PM

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Originally Posted by SzczerbiakManiac

Window Washing Fail: I kinda feel sad for him

Oh, me too. Poor thing. I think he is worthy of our sorrow.

03-18-2009, 11:56 AM	#1
flippyshark Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Orlando, FL Posts: 2,852	In the comments section below the "Child Safety Fail" posted by Szerbiac, I found this gem: "I did some work for Disney, in the offices at the fabled Disneyland (behind the scenes, so to speak). I think the company motto is “The beatings shall continue until moral improves.” Ah, Disneyland. 1 security guy for every 5 tourists. And DisneyWorld! My sister goes there a lot. They have 4 kids and one time she was there a security type told her to keep a close eye on her kids because at any one time there would be 3 child abduction rings working the park. If your kid comes up missing they usher you into a room with like 50 security monitors so you can try to spot your kid being whisked away. I went to the Disney store in W. L.A. one time, and asked the girl behind the counter, “What’s it like working for the rat?” She looked around furtively and asked, “Which one?” True." Wow. Three child abduction rings working the park!? I'm astounded at how this manages to elude the Mainstream Media.
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