LashPair Official Trip Report

[LashStoat]

Originally Posted by Not Afraid

But you didn't call me.

Originally Posted by Not Afraid

Fine.



FINE!

Bear...Bear!!!

Don't confuse Ms. Not with Moni.

Moni has called us lots of times. We don’t know her and she doesn’t us. But she has called us at least seven times. She thinks we are David. I don’t know why we have his old cell number…and you wouldn’t believe what she has been texting him. It made my little stoat toes curl. It was like a Jerry Springer show.

Anyway, NA please get off the phone so we can call you. Oh wait – that’s us holding up your line…so hang up on us so we can ring you and talk.

God this is complicated. David – please call Moni and tell her to put her cell where the sun don’t shine…she’s a bitch anyway. Come to think of it dude, you’re a dag, so follow suit, and this isn’t Green Acres so get of our party line.

Will someone please pass the Tylenol.

Love and hugs,

The Stoat XXX.

[Deebs]

Originally Posted by LashStoat

Moni has called us lots of times. We don’t know her and she doesn’t us. But she has called us at least seven times. She thinks we are David. I don’t know why we have his old cell number…and you wouldn’t believe what she has been texting him. It made my little stoat toes curl. It was like a Jerry Springer show.

How entertaining!

David – please call Moni and tell her to put her cell where the sun don’t shine…she’s a bitch anyway.

Sounds like dude already tried that, and ended up having to change his number. Poor you!

And um, when do you arrive exactly? I'd love to see you both. Is there a schedule posted?