What Price Disneyland?

Ghoulish Delight · 04-07-2009, 04:01 PM

Easy solution - show up to Disneyland with your family, nice and early. Then start giving them facts. Everything you know about Disneyland (true or no). Everything. "You know, that used to be a parking lot over there. Steve Martin used to work in that magic shop. The bricks that line Main Street were imported by Walt from Italy. The names on all the windows are of imagineers and other Disney notables. If you look at the Partners statue at just the right angle, from near the Frontierland entrance, Mickey's nose looks like Walt's...."

They'll have ditched you by the time you make it to the castle, voila, you're free to spend the day at Disneyland without 'em.

Snowflake · 04-07-2009, 04:09 PM

Family schmamily, ditch them for an emergency meeting (at Disneyland) and any other interested immediate family moonies.

04-07-2009, 04:01 PM	#1
Ghoulish Delight I Floop the Pig Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Alternative Swankstyle Posts: 19,348	Easy solution - show up to Disneyland with your family, nice and early. Then start giving them facts. Everything you know about Disneyland (true or no). Everything. "You know, that used to be a parking lot over there. Steve Martin used to work in that magic shop. The bricks that line Main Street were imported by Walt from Italy. The names on all the windows are of imagineers and other Disney notables. If you look at the Partners statue at just the right angle, from near the Frontierland entrance, Mickey's nose looks like Walt's...." They'll have ditched you by the time you make it to the castle, voila, you're free to spend the day at Disneyland without 'em. __________________ 'He who receives an idea from me, receives instruction himself without lessening mine; as he who lights his taper at mine, receives light without darkening me.' -TJ
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04-07-2009, 04:09 PM	#2
Snowflake lost in the fog Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: San Francisco Posts: 7,831	Family schmamily, ditch them for an emergency meeting (at Disneyland) and any other interested immediate family moonies.
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