LashPair Official Trip Report

[Disneyphile]

Originally Posted by Kevy Baby

Boy, do they have you snowed!

Are chains required?

And, I need to ask - can I pick up any type of chain from a home improvement store, or do they have to be from a sex shop? And, what is the return policy? Will they take them back "used and slightly messy" or do they need to be wiped off? Do they need to be a certain gauge of restraint? How about fur lining to protect the limbs? If so, would I have to use faux or real fur? If real fur, what will PETA think? Maybe I'll also buy a mask to hide my face from the angry animal-protecting mobs who will follow our car all the way north with pitchforks in hand. When it comes down to it though... is it really worth the risk?