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Alex · 04-12-2009, 08:51 AM

I successfully warded off Easter here. According to a commercial that just played on the radio it isn't Easter without a ham on the table.

I wasn't aware that Jesus had taken such firm measure to exclude Jews and Muslims from the day. He's apparently quite the ball buster.

I guess vegan Christians are just collateral damage (besides, they probably smell funny and Jesus probably has a really sensitive sense of smell).

04-12-2009, 08:51 AM	#1
Alex . Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 13,354	I successfully warded off Easter here. According to a commercial that just played on the radio it isn't Easter without a ham on the table. I wasn't aware that Jesus had taken such firm measure to exclude Jews and Muslims from the day. He's apparently quite the ball buster. I guess vegan Christians are just collateral damage (besides, they probably smell funny and Jesus probably has a really sensitive sense of smell).
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