WTF Stories of the Week - Page 158

Betty · 05-20-2009, 01:26 PM

Boy sets new record for most snails stuck to his face. Yes. His FACE! (we really need a grossed out smiley)

Morrigoon · 05-20-2009, 01:35 PM

They must be REALLY bored in Utah

SzczerbiakManiac · 05-21-2009, 05:37 PM

Woman Arrested With Sausage in Pants

Tref · 05-22-2009, 01:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Betty

Boy sets new record for most snails stuck to his face.

That is a fine example one of the few record breaking feats that will never get one laid. Robert Earl Hughes and the guy with the longest fingernails laugh at this guy.

Ghoulish Delight · 05-23-2009, 10:20 AM

Carbon Neutral Expedition

A team of adventurous Brits came up with the bright idea to be the first to ever cross Greenland while remaining completely carbon neutral, starting with a carbon neutral solar powered sail boat.

So how'd it go? Ummm, the sailboat capsized, knocking out their solar power cells and leaving them adrift. But no worries they were rescued. By and oil tanker.

Said one of the crew, "The team are now safely and ironically aboard the oil tanker Overseas Yellowstone."

Alex · 05-23-2009, 10:27 AM

Someone just listened to last week's Wait Wait didn't someone? (Just a guess on my part.)

Ghoulish Delight · 05-23-2009, 10:29 AM

I listened a few days ago, but something else reminded me and I was near my laptop.

CoasterMatt · 05-23-2009, 11:49 AM

I don't know if I'd categorize this as WTF or more of a "That's Messed Up!" story,

Would-be suicide jumper pushed off bridge

SzczerbiakManiac · 05-26-2009, 10:10 PM

From the book No Regrets: The Best, Worst, & Most #$%*ing Ridiculous Tattoos Ever.

CoasterMatt · 05-26-2009, 11:11 PM

If you wanna see 20 horrible tattoos - check this out - of course, NSFW

05-20-2009, 01:26 PM	#1571
Betty Kicking up my heels! Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: The Silver State Posts: 3,783	Boy sets new record for most snails stuck to his face. Yes. His FACE! (we really need a grossed out smiley) __________________ Nee Stell Thue
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05-20-2009, 01:35 PM	#1572
Morrigoon I throw stones at houses Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Location: Location Posts: 9,534	They must be REALLY bored in Utah __________________ http://bash.org/?top "It is useless for sheep to pass a resolution in favor of vegetarianism while wolves remain of a different opinion." -- William Randolph Inge
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05-21-2009, 05:37 PM	#1573
SzczerbiakManiac "ZER-bee-ak" Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 4,409	Woman Arrested With Sausage in Pants __________________
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05-23-2009, 10:20 AM	#1575
Ghoulish Delight I Floop the Pig Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Alternative Swankstyle Posts: 19,348	Carbon Neutral Expedition A team of adventurous Brits came up with the bright idea to be the first to ever cross Greenland while remaining completely carbon neutral, starting with a carbon neutral solar powered sail boat. So how'd it go? Ummm, the sailboat capsized, knocking out their solar power cells and leaving them adrift. But no worries they were rescued. By and oil tanker. Said one of the crew, "The team are now safely and ironically aboard the oil tanker Overseas Yellowstone." __________________ 'He who receives an idea from me, receives instruction himself without lessening mine; as he who lights his taper at mine, receives light without darkening me.' -TJ
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05-23-2009, 10:27 AM	#1576
Alex . Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 13,354	Someone just listened to last week's Wait Wait didn't someone? (Just a guess on my part.)
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05-23-2009, 10:29 AM	#1577
Ghoulish Delight I Floop the Pig Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Alternative Swankstyle Posts: 19,348	I listened a few days ago, but something else reminded me and I was near my laptop. __________________ 'He who receives an idea from me, receives instruction himself without lessening mine; as he who lights his taper at mine, receives light without darkening me.' -TJ
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05-23-2009, 11:49 AM	#1578
CoasterMatt BRAAAAAAAINS! Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: One Step Beyond... Posts: 8,802	I don't know if I'd categorize this as WTF or more of a "That's Messed Up!" story, Would-be suicide jumper pushed off bridge __________________ Do you like my photography? Visit photosbymatt.tumblr.com to purchase prints!
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05-26-2009, 10:10 PM	#1579
SzczerbiakManiac "ZER-bee-ak" Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 4,409	From the book No Regrets: The Best, Worst, & Most #$%*ing Ridiculous Tattoos Ever. __________________
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05-26-2009, 11:11 PM	#1580
CoasterMatt BRAAAAAAAINS! Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: One Step Beyond... Posts: 8,802	If you wanna see 20 horrible tattoos - check this out - of course, NSFW __________________ Do you like my photography? Visit photosbymatt.tumblr.com to purchase prints!
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