Bacon is meat candy.

3894 · 05-22-2009, 06:33 AM

Back off the pork and let's talk bacon.

Now, we all know the bacon watch, a.k.a. "Time for Bacon". A very affordable novelty item that. But, I swear that woman who writes the "On and Off the Avenue" shopping column for The New Yorker mentioned a very upscale Swiss version. It's not on the market yet (or ever?) but would be thousands of dollars, if not tens of thousands. Like Time for Bacon, the hands are bacon strips - jeweled or gold, in this case.

The article is in this week's issue. I'm looking at the article right now and I can't find the bacon watch part. It's driving me crazy, damn it.

05-22-2009, 06:33 AM	#1
3894 Next Stop: Funkytown! Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Cheeselandia Posts: 1,907	Back off the pork and let's talk bacon. Now, we all know the bacon watch, a.k.a. "Time for Bacon". A very affordable novelty item that. But, I swear that woman who writes the "On and Off the Avenue" shopping column for The New Yorker mentioned a very upscale Swiss version. It's not on the market yet (or ever?) but would be thousands of dollars, if not tens of thousands. Like Time for Bacon, the hands are bacon strips - jeweled or gold, in this case. The article is in this week's issue. I'm looking at the article right now and I can't find the bacon watch part. It's driving me crazy, damn it. __________________ "I didn't want to have to do this, but you leave me no choice. Here comes the smolder." - Flynn Rider, "Tangled"
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