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Tom · 07-19-2009, 06:49 PM

Just thirteen years and six months until little DM can start posting!

3894 · 07-19-2009, 07:23 PM

I hope it's a girl. Then you can name it Helen....or 3894.

Whichever! And I've marked January on my calendar for starting a Get That Kid Outta Here Your Childbirth Stories thread.

Tip #1 For morning sickness, Coca Cola syrup. Those stoopid pressure point bands for your wrists do not work. Don't waste your money. Coca Cola syrup, trust me.

Also, you swanksters realize what this means, right? You're about to join me in being a Great-Aunt or Great-Uncle! You, too, will now smell faintly of pee and have a few stray chin whiskers. Yessss! World Domination Plan Phase 473 C, Subsection 95: complete!

Congrats to your little one for picking such an awesome parental unit!

Capt Jack · 07-20-2009, 08:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Tom

Just thirteen years and six months until little DM can start posting!

nah...6 months tops...

it may end up being stuff like

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for awhile....but hey, we all have days like that eh?

mousepod · 07-20-2009, 08:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Capt Jack

nah...6 months tops...

it may end up being stuff like

for awhile....but hey, we all have days like that eh?

Are Lisa's cats going to teach the baby to type?

Congratulations to both of you! This is most wonderful news.
I know it's a little early, but you do realize you're going to have one cool kid, right?

Not Afraid · 07-20-2009, 11:01 AM

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Originally Posted by mousepod

Are Lisa's cats going to teach the baby to type?

Of COURSE! They will also teach little DM how to spill things on my lap top and fry the keyboard.

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3894 Next Stop: Funkytown! Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Cheeselandia Posts: 1,907	I hope it's a girl. Then you can name it Helen....or 3894. Whichever! And I've marked January on my calendar for starting a Get That Kid Outta Here Your Childbirth Stories thread. Tip #1 For morning sickness, Coca Cola syrup. Those stoopid pressure point bands for your wrists do not work. Don't waste your money. Coca Cola syrup, trust me. Also, you swanksters realize what this means, right? You're about to join me in being a Great-Aunt or Great-Uncle! You, too, will now smell faintly of pee and have a few stray chin whiskers. Yessss! World Domination Plan Phase 473 C, Subsection 95: complete! Congrats to your little one for picking such an awesome parental unit! __________________ "I didn't want to have to do this, but you leave me no choice. Here comes the smolder." - Flynn Rider, "Tangled"
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