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katiesue · 07-20-2009, 09:32 AM

I've been out of town - Congratulations!!! And don't listen to the billion horror stories everyone will start telling you about what went wrong with their pregnancy, or thier sister's cousin's brother's wifes.

LashStoat · 07-20-2009, 09:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Strangler Lewis

You will also want to read "The Girlfriend's Guide to Pregnancy." Or at least GD will. If only to read the "sex after pregnancy" chapter, which includes the tale of the author's girlfriend whose husband demanded and got a BJ in the recovery room.

...now that's what I call "a stretch of the imagination".

3894 · 07-20-2009, 09:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Strangler Lewis

\ the tale of the author's girlfriend whose husband demanded and got a BJ in the recovery room.

And now for the rest of the story. The husband is now the only living castrato singer, thanks to an impromptu procedure by the new mom's female relatives.

SzczerbiakManiac · 07-20-2009, 10:01 AM

What wonderful news, congratulations.

And may I add that you picked the perfect name. It's perfect because I have though about what your baby's name would be for years and Disquieting Metamorphosis is the one I always came back to.

One question though, how is it that you're having a baby with GD? I thought he was gay...?

Just kidding. You guys are gonna make great parents and like everyone else here, I wish you both the best.

3894 · 07-20-2009, 10:37 AM

Re: baby's name

For your amusement and edification and since the list is pretty short since we're rural, I am going to type out the names of the babies born in this area in June, as listed in the newspaper recently:

Levi
Parker
Abigail
Jasmine
Elijah
Emily
Ryan (4x)
Brett
Brent
Traeden
Casidy
Kendell
Peyton
Korbin
Freya
Jake
Jackson
Vince Gene
Tanner
Baylee
Jaylynn Destiny
RyLee
Alexa
Brody
Katharina
Austin
Kai
Matthew
Wyatt
Addison (as a girl's name)
Corban
Nathaniel
Harmonystar
Caylee

Most popular middle name by far: Lee.

It all makes me want to change my cats' names to Tiffani Amber Faythe and Megan Rose. The beagle will now be known as Travis Lee.

Snowflake · 07-20-2009, 11:00 AM

Where is the Sarah Palin baby name generator when you need it?

Not Afraid · 07-20-2009, 11:01 AM

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Originally Posted by mousepod

Are Lisa's cats going to teach the baby to type?

Of COURSE! They will also teach little DM how to spill things on my lap top and fry the keyboard.

Ghoulish Delight · 07-20-2009, 11:06 AM

So we didn't think to bring our fancy HD camera to the first ultrasound. So instead you get to squint at a terrible cell phone video on which it's impossible to make out the little vibrating heartbeat, even if you know what you're looking for.

And none of you have anything on my father for suggesting embarrassingly stupid names.

LashStoat · 07-20-2009, 11:16 AM

Dear 3894,

My friend Tiffany Whitegood says that "Harmonystar" sounds like a brand of household deodorant or personal vibrator...but then who is she to talk?

Love and hugs,

The Stoat XXX.

Morrigoon · 07-20-2009, 11:26 AM

I call dibs on sewing the bacon bonnet for little DM!

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katiesue Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: San Diego Posts: 4,678	I've been out of town - Congratulations!!! And don't listen to the billion horror stories everyone will start telling you about what went wrong with their pregnancy, or thier sister's cousin's brother's wifes. __________________ My life is so exciting I can hardly stand it.
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SzczerbiakManiac "ZER-bee-ak" Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 4,409	What wonderful news, congratulations. And may I add that you picked the perfect name. It's perfect because I have though about what your baby's name would be for years and Disquieting Metamorphosis is the one I always came back to. One question though, how is it that you're having a baby with GD? I thought he was gay...? Just kidding. You guys are gonna make great parents and like everyone else here, I wish you both the best. __________________
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3894 Next Stop: Funkytown! Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Cheeselandia Posts: 1,907	Re: baby's name For your amusement and edification and since the list is pretty short since we're rural, I am going to type out the names of the babies born in this area in June, as listed in the newspaper recently: Levi Parker Abigail Jasmine Elijah Emily Ryan (4x) Brett Brent Traeden Casidy Kendell Peyton Korbin Freya Jake Jackson Vince Gene Tanner Baylee Jaylynn Destiny RyLee Alexa Brody Katharina Austin Kai Matthew Wyatt Addison (as a girl's name) Corban Nathaniel Harmonystar Caylee Most popular middle name by far: Lee. It all makes me want to change my cats' names to Tiffani Amber Faythe and Megan Rose. The beagle will now be known as Travis Lee. __________________ "I didn't want to have to do this, but you leave me no choice. Here comes the smolder." - Flynn Rider, "Tangled"
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Snowflake lost in the fog Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: San Francisco Posts: 7,831	Where is the Sarah Palin baby name generator when you need it?
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Ghoulish Delight I Floop the Pig Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Alternative Swankstyle Posts: 19,348	So we didn't think to bring our fancy HD camera to the first ultrasound. So instead you get to squint at a terrible cell phone video on which it's impossible to make out the little vibrating heartbeat, even if you know what you're looking for. And none of you have anything on my father for suggesting embarrassingly stupid names. __________________ 'He who receives an idea from me, receives instruction himself without lessening mine; as he who lights his taper at mine, receives light without darkening me.' -TJ
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LashStoat There's a hole in the Bin Liner... Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Merry Old Land of OZ. Posts: 428	Dear 3894, My friend Tiffany Whitegood says that "Harmonystar" sounds like a brand of household deodorant or personal vibrator...but then who is she to talk? Love and hugs, The Stoat XXX. __________________
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Morrigoon I throw stones at houses Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Location: Location Posts: 9,534	I call dibs on sewing the bacon bonnet for little DM! __________________ http://bash.org/?top "It is useless for sheep to pass a resolution in favor of vegetarianism while wolves remain of a different opinion." -- William Randolph Inge
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