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[Moonliner]

Originally Posted by DreadPirateRoberts

You get to change the first diaper.

First diaper? Meh, no problem.

First diaper after the little nipper starts on solid food, no thanks.

[The Lovely Mrs. tod]

Originally Posted by Moonliner

First diaper? Meh, no problem.

First diaper after the little nipper starts on solid food, no thanks.

With all due respect, I beg to differ. The first diaper is the worst. That stuff's like TAR.

[Pirate Bill]

Originally Posted by The Lovely Mrs. tod

With all due respect, I beg to differ. The first diaper is the worst. That stuff's like TAR.

Agreed. I'll add that solid food makes for more solid poops too. The yellowish cottage-cheesy stuff that comes out from a strictly liquid diet gets into every crack and crevice...and sometimes isn't entirely contained by the diaper.

I've said it before and I'll say it again, you're not a man until you can change a poopy diaper then (wash your hands and) eat a peanut butter sandwich.

[Moonliner]

The consistency is not the key. Smell is the key. The mommy milk poop was fairly neutral, the solid food... weapons grade.