Nightastic!

[innerSpaceman]

Exactly. I'm told the old dragon can't work because the thing it was mounted on also rose from the more shallow pit where the broken dragon is now stuck in the deeper pit.

But seriously, no one would notice the difference from the old dragon if you stuck a halloween dragon mask on the end of a long stick and attached some flowy fabric. Disneyphile's details are better, but the same thing could be pulled off without using the mechanism or the pit, for about $85.

When it didn't work by 4th of July, someone should have gone to Home Depot and purchased the stuff necessary for the temporary fix to Old Dragon.

Sheesh.




Ok, Isaac's fix is even better. So funny, it would negate all criticism.

There happens to be an unused Pete's Dragon Electrical Parade float sitting idle in Tokyo ....

... certainly you get the idea by now. And Maleficent could even ride it, where Pete usually sits.

Hilarity Ensues. All is forgiven in gales of laughter.