Is there a positive spin to this?

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Originally Posted by Moonliner

Attached to the card was a note that I'm having trouble ascertaining what it was trying to say. It reads:

"Remember, you are the youngest son".

While I do have an older brother, I just can't figure why my dad would put that (and only that) message on my card.

Look underneath the postage stamp. Perhaps he wr'it the answer to the riddle on the stamps back so as to fool the warden (assuming your papa is in prison.)

I rec'd a letter from my father when he was illegally held at Guantanamo Bay. He said the usual, having a great time, treated well, etc. But at the bottom of his letter he wr'it: Son, you may want to add the stamps on this letter to your prized collection.

I thought it odd as I didn't have a stamp collection, at least one that was prized, so I peeled the stamps off and read the back. To my shock he wr'it:

Spoiler:

They've cut out my tongue!

On the second stamp he wr'it:

Spoiler:

And the food is lousy!

My advice --check the stamp!