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	€uromeinke, FEJ. and Ghoulish Delight RULE!!! NA abides.  | 
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		 Absolutely fascinating! 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 HEY!!! Get out of here. This is a dude thread. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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			 I LIKE! 
			
		
			
				
			
			
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		 Oh, puhleeze!  You guys hardly manage to stay out of the chick threads.  In fact, some of you are major contributors. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
	
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		 <necromantic powers activate> 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
	
	I have recently discovered the joy of using the kiddie urinal. The main loo I use at work has urinals that are relatively rectangular and a drain that is about six inches below my babalones. I.e., they're spatter-riffic. But one day not too long ago I was "forced" to use the kiddy urinal because the other one was in use and I needed to "go". Because it is the same size as the standard configuration, just mounted lower on the wall (in fact the top is below my junk), I quickly realized this gave be a huge advantage when it came to creating obtuse angles. Now I use it all the time and my legs don't get golden showered.  | 
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		 I'm still just happy if none goes up my nose. I'll consider avoiding leg splash to be an advanced peeing skill. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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		 The splash factor is the main reason I avoid urinals. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 It not being proper to check out other guy's junk is my main reason. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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		 I know!  Glory Holes are so much more discrete. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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