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Monnie I did that once as well. I had to wait until the next time the elevator guy came out to do maintenance. Unless I wanted to pay his fees.
He pulled out at least 8 other sets of keys so I didn't feel so silly.
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Prepping...
Join Date: Jan 2005
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I've flushed my keys down the toilet. They fell out of my pocket as it was swirling. Down down down. Byebye keys.
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check your head
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visible sympathy mojo
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SAT Analogy:
Keys : Elevator Cracks :: Baseballs : Storm Drains |
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#115 |
lost in the fog
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Got out of bed today.
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#116 |
Making Good Girls Go Bad
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Forgot my bike shoes. Didn't realize I'd forgotten my bike shoes until I was at the gym for spin class, in the locker room, half undressed.
STPID! From now on the bike shoes stay in the trunk.
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#117 |
the myth of the dream
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Didn't take the day after the kids' first Metallica concert off. My neck and shoulders are so stiff and sore from Todd riding high above the crowd for over 2 hours. I should be in bed with an ice pack and a good woman.
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#118 |
Cruising around in my automobile...
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Oregon
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I hope you are home by now with your ice pack and wife, recovering from a fun night.
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8/30/14 - Disneyland -10k or Bust.
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For Christmas, I gave Mrs. Moonie an Aero Garden.
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The BART station is a bit less than 1 mile from our apartment. So I walk to it instead of driving.
Due to the weather, though, I drove and parked today. Unfortunately, once I was out of the car I was on autopilot and just walked into the station and boarded the train. Without paying the $1 parking fee. For want of that dollar, I will now get a $35 ticket. |
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