I like my toilet seats... - Page 2

MerryPrankster · 06-26-2005, 05:07 PM

Haha! Guess what I just did? I changed my downstairs bathroom's toilet seat!

I bought it a couple of weeks ago and it's been sitting there propped up against the tub. I wiped the toilet and seat down with clorox wipes and installed that baby in less than 5 minutes. It's hard as a rock too! "High Gloss, Multi-Coat Enamel Finish: Molded wood toilet seat with superior finish that resists chipping and and scratching."

It's beeeyoooteeeful and hard!!

CoasterMatt · 06-26-2005, 06:16 PM

There's also the lovely "ass imprint" left when somebody's just used a soft seat...

tracilicious · 06-27-2005, 05:37 PM

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Originally Posted by MerryPrankster

Haha! Guess what I just did? I changed my downstairs bathroom's toilet seat!

I bought it a couple of weeks ago and it's been sitting there propped up against the tub. I wiped the toilet and seat down with clorox wipes and installed that baby in less than 5 minutes. It's hard as a rock too! "High Gloss, Multi-Coat Enamel Finish: Molded wood toilet seat with superior finish that resists chipping and and scratching."

It's beeeyoooteeeful and hard!!

Hooray! Are all toilet seats made of wood? I thought mine was the same sort of ceramicish material that my toilet is. Perhaps I'm wrong...

Not Afraid · 06-27-2005, 07:59 PM

Most of you would have a hard time in Japan. Either there is no toilet seat or they are fancy smancy heated and squishy. They also have front and rear bidet functions as well as post-washing blowdryers and noise buttons (to mask "embarassing" noises).

Hi-tech!

scaeagles · 06-27-2005, 08:06 PM

I prefer dry toilet seats.

Hard or soft is not an issue.

I do not even like sitting on a seat that is still warm from someone elses butt, so the colder, the better.

tracilicious · 06-27-2005, 08:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Not Afraid

Either there is no toilet seat

What? How can there not be a seat? Where does one sit? The high tech options sound cool if only for the wow factor.

Not Afraid · 06-27-2005, 08:47 PM

They have "Squat" toilets.

AllyOops! · 06-27-2005, 09:20 PM

These are the toilet seats found decorating the AllyOfTheDolls household. Being a Texas gal and all, you can imagine my love of them. Plus, it matches the pair of mounted bullhorns I use as a towel rack.

I like the center one best. Everyone should have a snazzy pair of s**t kickers on their..s**tter.

The whole image kind of looks like a Hidden Mickey, no?

Edited to add: It should be noted that when you flip the toilet seat up, it is inscribed with the following saying: "Real Cowboys Shoot Straight". Damn straight, pardner! I don't want any aimless cowboys wanderin' around my porcelain frontier.

AllyOops! · 06-27-2005, 09:42 PM

This is my prize. If you come over to my house, you need to use tissue seat covers because that is JUST how much I cherish this baby. No seat shall ever touch this...seat. And when you gaze upon it, lovingly like I do, you'll know exactly why.

~My Hellraiser Pinhead Tribute Toilet Seat~

What I like most is the double meaning one could imply by the lovely airbrushed picture. Pinhead is offering you the box, teasingly, as if to say, "Open up the lid. And you might just find a surprise inside."

Kind of like a toilet itself.

Matterhorn Fan · 06-28-2005, 01:56 PM

Ever wish your toilet seat was filled with dried flowers? Or maybe you'd prefer razor blades? (Guaranteed to make your guests feel welcome!)

Well, here is the link for you.

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CoasterMatt BRAAAAAAAINS! Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: One Step Beyond... Posts: 8,802	There's also the lovely "ass imprint" left when somebody's just used a soft seat... __________________ Do you like my photography? Visit photosbymatt.tumblr.com to purchase prints!
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06-27-2005, 07:59 PM	#14
Not Afraid HI! Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 17,108	Most of you would have a hard time in Japan. Either there is no toilet seat or they are fancy smancy heated and squishy. They also have front and rear bidet functions as well as post-washing blowdryers and noise buttons (to mask "embarassing" noises). Hi-tech!
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06-27-2005, 08:06 PM	#15
scaeagles I LIKE! Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 7,819	I prefer dry toilet seats. Hard or soft is not an issue. I do not even like sitting on a seat that is still warm from someone elses butt, so the colder, the better.
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06-27-2005, 08:47 PM	#17
Not Afraid HI! Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 17,108	They have "Squat" toilets.
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AllyOops! It's Peanut Butter Jelly Time!!! Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Introspection Intersection Posts: 1,207	These are the toilet seats found decorating the AllyOfTheDolls household. Being a Texas gal and all, you can imagine my love of them. Plus, it matches the pair of mounted bullhorns I use as a towel rack. I like the center one best. Everyone should have a snazzy pair of st kickers on their..stter. The whole image kind of looks like a Hidden Mickey, no? Edited to add: It should be noted that when you flip the toilet seat up, it is inscribed with the following saying: "Real Cowboys Shoot Straight". Damn straight, pardner! I don't want any aimless cowboys wanderin' around my porcelain frontier. Last edited by AllyOops! : 06-27-2005 at 09:29 PM.
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06-27-2005, 09:42 PM	#19
AllyOops! It's Peanut Butter Jelly Time!!! Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Introspection Intersection Posts: 1,207	This is my prize. If you come over to my house, you need to use tissue seat covers because that is JUST how much I cherish this baby. No seat shall ever touch this...seat. And when you gaze upon it, lovingly like I do, you'll know exactly why. ~My Hellraiser Pinhead Tribute Toilet Seat~ What I like most is the double meaning one could imply by the lovely airbrushed picture. Pinhead is offering you the box, teasingly, as if to say, "Open up the lid. And you might just find a surprise inside." Kind of like a toilet itself.
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06-28-2005, 01:56 PM	#20
Matterhorn Fan Double Agent Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Back East Posts: 2,071	Ever wish your toilet seat was filled with dried flowers? Or maybe you'd prefer razor blades? (Guaranteed to make your guests feel welcome!) Well, here is the link for you.
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