I like my toilet seats...

[AllyOops!]

This is my prize. If you come over to my house, you need to use tissue seat covers because that is JUST how much I cherish this baby. No seat shall ever touch this...seat. And when you gaze upon it, lovingly like I do, you'll know exactly why.

~My Hellraiser Pinhead Tribute Toilet Seat~



What I like most is the double meaning one could imply by the lovely airbrushed picture. Pinhead is offering you the box, teasingly, as if to say, "Open up the lid. And you might just find a surprise inside."

Kind of like a toilet itself.

[Matterhorn Fan]

Ever wish your toilet seat was filled with dried flowers? Or maybe you'd prefer razor blades? (Guaranteed to make your guests feel welcome!)

Well, here is the link for you.

[Cadaverous Pallor]

Originally Posted by Matterhorn Fan

Ever wish your toilet seat was filled with dried flowers? Or maybe you'd prefer razor blades? (Guaranteed to make your guests feel welcome!)

Well, here is the link for you.

That is some of the worst webdesign I've ever seen, and that includes the personal webpages of the late 90s!

As for the seats on that site, blech! My parents have a similar seat and lid that are mostly see-through. Blue with bubbles in it. Part of the reason for the lid is so you don't have to see the inside of the bowl, right?

As a kid I secretly longed for a squishy toilet seat, plus matching shag rug/tank cover/lid cover. Everyone cool had those!

But now I dont' want any of that. I just thank my lucky stars we don't have seats like those in Italy - way too wide of a hole and too thin a seat! I always feared I'd fall in.