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3894 · 02-28-2010, 06:23 AM

So, I'm the only one at LoT at the moment. That's right: 1 member and 0 guests.

I'm hitting the vending machines in the LoT lobby. Picture it: That antique broad 3894. Mouth jammed full of a 3 Musketeers bar she jimmied from the candy machine. Making bucket after bucket of ice from the LoT ice dispenser to see how long it takes before it runs out.

Ah, the good life.

alphabassettgrrl · 02-28-2010, 04:54 PM

Yay, WB!

Finally got in to the gym this morning. Forty minutes on the elliptical followed by a good 15 minutes in the steam room and a few minutes in the hot tub.

Love it.

JWBear · 02-28-2010, 06:23 PM

I'll be the first to admit my handwriting isn't the easiest to read. However, sometimes trying to interpret Bill's can be a surreal experience.

I went to the grocery store this afternoon. Bill had put some items on the list. While "dishmashing peter" wasn't difficult to decode, "prewar p-nub" and "baled palates" took some head scratching before I could figure them out.

Moonliner · 02-28-2010, 06:42 PM

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Originally Posted by JWBear

I'll be the first to admit my handwriting isn't the easiest to read. However, sometimes trying to interpret Bill's can be a surreal experience.

I went to the grocery store this afternoon. Bill had put some items on the list. While "dishmashing peter" wasn't difficult to decode, "prewar p-nub" and "baled palates" took some head scratching before I could figure them out.

I took Mrs. Moonies grocery list to the in store pharmacist once. He was actually able to read it.

Not Afraid · 02-28-2010, 08:13 PM

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Originally Posted by JWBear

I'll be the first to admit my handwriting isn't the easiest to read. However, sometimes trying to interpret Bill's can be a surreal experience.

I went to the grocery store this afternoon. Bill had put some items on the list. While "dishmashing peter" wasn't difficult to decode, "prewar p-nub" and "baled palates" took some head scratching before I could figure them out.

Dishwashing liquid? Something peanutbutter? Paper plates or something potatoes?

JWBear · 02-28-2010, 09:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Not Afraid

Dishwashing liquid? Something peanutbutter? Paper plates or something potatoes?

Very close.

dishwashing Detergent
regular peanuts
baked potatoes

Mousey Girl · 03-01-2010, 09:00 AM

I am getting ready to go take the Census exam. Kern county only pays $15.50, but that is still really good for this area. It is also $15.50 more than I am making now.

Moonliner · 03-01-2010, 09:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Mousey Girl

I am getting ready to go take the Census exam. Kern county only pays $15.50, but that is still really good for this area. It is also $15.50 more than I am making now.

I'm counting on you to do well!

It's a census joke.

"Counting"

The census counts things....

Ok, so it's a really bad joke.

Still best of luck to you.

Kevy Baby · 03-01-2010, 10:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Moonliner

Ok, so it's a really bad joke.

And we would expect nothing more from you.

Kevy Baby · 03-01-2010, 01:45 PM

I thought there was once a thread about bad web design and there are a couple of sites that keep track of them (such as Web Pages That Suck), but I just had to point y'all to this one that I came across today:

Northranch Enterprises

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3894 Next Stop: Funkytown! Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Cheeselandia Posts: 1,907	So, I'm the only one at LoT at the moment. That's right: 1 member and 0 guests. I'm hitting the vending machines in the LoT lobby. Picture it: That antique broad 3894. Mouth jammed full of a 3 Musketeers bar she jimmied from the candy machine. Making bucket after bucket of ice from the LoT ice dispenser to see how long it takes before it runs out. Ah, the good life. __________________ "I didn't want to have to do this, but you leave me no choice. Here comes the smolder." - Flynn Rider, "Tangled"
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alphabassettgrrl Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 4,978	Yay, WB! Finally got in to the gym this morning. Forty minutes on the elliptical followed by a good 15 minutes in the steam room and a few minutes in the hot tub. Love it. __________________ Why cycling? Anything [sport] that had to do with a ball, I wasn't very good at. -Lance Armstrong
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JWBear Worn Romantic Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Long Beach California Posts: 8,435	I'll be the first to admit my handwriting isn't the easiest to read. However, sometimes trying to interpret Bill's can be a surreal experience. I went to the grocery store this afternoon. Bill had put some items on the list. While "dishmashing peter" wasn't difficult to decode, "prewar p-nub" and "baled palates" took some head scratching before I could figure them out. __________________ Unrestrained frivolity will lead to the downfall of modern society.
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Mousey Girl Just Me Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: In The Flagon With The Dragon Posts: 2,437	I am getting ready to go take the Census exam. Kern county only pays $15.50, but that is still really good for this area. It is also $15.50 more than I am making now.
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Kevy Baby Chowder Head Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Yes Posts: 18,500	I thought there was once a thread about bad web design and there are a couple of sites that keep track of them (such as Web Pages That Suck), but I just had to point y'all to this one that I came across today: Northranch Enterprises __________________ The thing about quotes on the internet is that you cannot verify their validity. - Abraham Lincoln
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