Feeling goofy - post your favorite lame jokes here

surfinmuse · 06-30-2005, 08:05 PM

I personally love this one, and I don't think it "lame" at all. I do apologize in advance for the length of it. I think the pay-off is worth it. Enjoy!
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One morning, John hurries into the office, apparently quite flustered. Then he confides in his friend Frank at the water cooler.

JOHN: Oh my goodness, I had a most embarrassing time on my way to work this morning. I had the worst Freudian slip ever at the train station.

FRANK: What's a Freudian slip?

JOHN: Well... you know, when you end up saying what you're really thinking about, instead of what you really meant to say.

FRANK: I don't get it. How do you mean, mate?

JOHN: Like this, so I was at the train station getting my ticket this morning, and there was this new girl with epic tits working at the booth. I meant to say "One for Tuttingham, please," but I blurted out "... TIT-ingham" instead. Utterly embarrassing!

FRANK: Oh I get it now! That's pretty funny, alright!

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The next morning, again at the water cooler, Frank runs up to John and exclaims...

FRANK: John!! Guess what?! You know that Freudian slip thing you told me about? Well I had one of my own this morning!

JOHN: Oh yeah, what happened?

FRANK: Well I was eating breakfast in the kitchen, and then my wife walked in. I meant to say "Good morning, honey!" but instead, I said, "You've ruined my life you stupid bitch!"

JOHN: ...

06-30-2005, 08:05 PM	#1
surfinmuse Mind the Gap Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 123	I personally love this one, and I don't think it "lame" at all. I do apologize in advance for the length of it. I think the pay-off is worth it. Enjoy! ----------------------- One morning, John hurries into the office, apparently quite flustered. Then he confides in his friend Frank at the water cooler. JOHN: Oh my goodness, I had a most embarrassing time on my way to work this morning. I had the worst Freudian slip ever at the train station. FRANK: What's a Freudian slip? JOHN: Well... you know, when you end up saying what you're really thinking about, instead of what you really meant to say. FRANK: I don't get it. How do you mean, mate? JOHN: Like this, so I was at the train station getting my ticket this morning, and there was this new girl with epic tits working at the booth. I meant to say "One for Tuttingham, please," but I blurted out "... TIT-ingham" instead. Utterly embarrassing! FRANK: Oh I get it now! That's pretty funny, alright! --- The next morning, again at the water cooler, Frank runs up to John and exclaims... FRANK: John!! Guess what?! You know that Freudian slip thing you told me about? Well I had one of my own this morning! JOHN: Oh yeah, what happened? FRANK: Well I was eating breakfast in the kitchen, and then my wife walked in. I meant to say "Good morning, honey!" but instead, I said, "You've ruined my life you stupid bitch!" JOHN: ...
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