How do you like your bananas?

[Alex]

And the part where everybody's secretly watching everybody else at all times so the fact that you're hiding it in a drawer (not a good idea generally with a banana anyway; not good for the banana in the short term, and not good for you in the long term when you remember 3 months later you put a banana in your drawer) is just a sign that you're actually aware of how shameful your hoarding behavior is, casting it in an even more venal light.