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|  07-07-2005, 05:19 PM | #1 | 
| Biophage Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: The Moon 
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				He bit me in the WHAT??
			 My friend sent this to me and it had me rolling....   not sure if this is for real, but wait for the interviews with the dog owner         HE BITE ME IN THE VAGINA! 
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|  07-07-2005, 05:29 PM | #2 | 
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|  07-07-2005, 05:42 PM | #3 | 
| BRAAAAAAAINS! | I spilled my root beer... and it didn't all come out from my mouth. | 
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|  07-07-2005, 05:48 PM | #4 | |
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|  07-07-2005, 06:25 PM | #5 | 
| Mind the Gap Join Date: Jan 2005 
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				   | I almost passed out with laughter at the "he can make love....." Thanks for sharing! | 
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|  07-07-2005, 08:09 PM | #6 | 
| Nevermind | Well, they're just small bites...pinches, really.  | 
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|  07-07-2005, 08:32 PM | #7 | |
| the myth of the dream Join Date: Jan 2005 
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|  07-07-2005, 08:51 PM | #8 | |
| is part of the resistance Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: up North 
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|  07-07-2005, 09:58 PM | #9 | 
| ohhhh baby | Oh man, funniest sht I've seen in a while! 
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|  07-08-2005, 09:56 AM | #10 | 
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				            | It's from the Bravo show Show Dog Moms and Dads and is truly hilarious. I love the animal control officer trying hard not to laugh as he's taking her statement. | 
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