Here Comes The Sanrio Bride..

AllyOops! · 07-11-2005, 06:06 PM

I always said I wanted a Vegas wedding, I just never had the dream dress to accompany it..

Now I Do

Dreamy Sigh..every little girl dreams of looking like a sequined, pearl-encrusted hooch on her wedding day. Why save it for your husband-to-be, when you can flash it to his best man, groomsmen, your family, his family and anybody lucky enough to attend your Showgirl extravaganza? Why would any girl in love want to look like the bride when you can look like the entertainment your groom undoubtedly slobbered all over the night before when she lapdanced for him at his drunken, debaucherous bachelor party that somehow included 50 more random strangers from the Glitter Gulch and a donkey?

Vegas, here I come!

07-11-2005, 06:06 PM	#2
AllyOops! It's Peanut Butter Jelly Time!!! Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Introspection Intersection Posts: 1,207	I always said I wanted a Vegas wedding, I just never had the dream dress to accompany it.. Now I Do Dreamy Sigh..every little girl dreams of looking like a sequined, pearl-encrusted hooch on her wedding day. Why save it for your husband-to-be, when you can flash it to his best man, groomsmen, your family, his family and anybody lucky enough to attend your Showgirl extravaganza? Why would any girl in love want to look like the bride when you can look like the entertainment your groom undoubtedly slobbered all over the night before when she lapdanced for him at his drunken, debaucherous bachelor party that somehow included 50 more random strangers from the Glitter Gulch and a donkey? Vegas, here I come!
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