Cthulhu Sex Toy

[Disneyphile]

I just can't imagine being turned on by being turned into a packaged action figure.

[Capt Jack]

Originally Posted by Chernabog

But the girl in the demonstration is so damn cutesy about it all

yeah, and covered by a layer of bullet proof kevlar. I can get as much from just looking at the picture. besides, the real issues come when it comes time to reverse roles. all bets are off at that point.

Originally Posted by Disneyphile

I just can't imagine being turned on by being turned into a packaged action figure.

I was thinking it'd be like being sealed in carbonite....but way the hell more sweaty